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cheese bungee

When a large wad of cheese gets partially swallowed (often prematurely) and remains attached to its parent cheese wad inside the mouth, creating a "bungee" cord of cheese from mouth to upper esophagus. The cord can often be pulled out in-tact for entertainment purposes. Cheese bungees occur most often when eating Italian food, grilled-cheese sandwiches, or mozzarella sticks.
Person consuming gratuitously cheesy eggplant paremesan: "blughGagghCACk!!! Holy crap! I Almost choked on that cheese bungee."
by austicoatk March 29, 2010
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Frumunda Cheese

Human Smegma
Smegma allowed to accumulate long enough to become visible.

Both males and females produce smegma. In males Smegma is produced and accumulates under the foreskin of uncircumcised individuals; in females it collects around the clitoris and in the folds of the labia minora.
The term "Frumunda Cheese" can describe any odor or substance that comes from the male genital area.
by wwWill November 29, 2007
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cheese on a board

Someone or somebody who isn't worth the time of day.
A trivial, unimportant topic of discussion that should promptly be dismissed for sheer stupidity and lack of depth and meaning.
"These hos ain't shit but cheese on a board."
by Cal_Pal June 8, 2016
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cheese goal

1. When a flukey goal is scored in football(soccer), especially when on a computer game, which the defending team couldn't do anything to prevent. 2. Also known simply as 'cheese'
1. Kirk: What the fuck! Cheese goal, you lucky bastards.
2. Chris: Yeah,what a goal
Chad: Fuck off, you know that was cheese!
by SomeDayIWishUponAStar May 13, 2005
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Cheese Pouch

A Cheese pouch is found on some women, it refers to a bulge over the pubic area but not quite a GUNT since it does not encompass the Gut area, a cheese pouch should be soft to the touch and slightly gelatinous, giving the effect of melted cheese in a bag.
"I was boning this bitch froggystyle but when i flipped her around all i could look at was her cheese pouch!"

"Aw bro, sick, you can make poutine with that cheese pouch"
by ndgsmpepe August 6, 2009
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poom cheese

the cheesy crust off a poom (vagina).
DAYUM NIGGUH! dat gyal had more poom cheese than a factory.
by niggahiggaa August 10, 2009
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Cheese-Whistle

Cheese-Whistle: noun.
~ a very discreetly cautious, highly potent, and fortuitously noiseless fart that an individual manages to execute secretly and completely unbeknownst to other persons until it singes their nostril hairs. Provides the cheese-whistler an opportunity to repudiate culpability or blame for the offense, or to accuse another individual, if so desired.

A cheese-whistle is only effective in groups of three persons or more, as any fart that can be traced to the fart-fabricator is thereby disqualified. Any traceable fart, regardless of the volume or pungency, is by default then down-graded and relegated to a less prestigious status, and the failed attempt wafts into a more conventional average-ass-gas category.

*"cheese-whistle" can of course also be utilized as an insult in a name-calling situation or chat-room conflict.
The traffic signal has changed to green, you stupid cheese-whistle, you!
by Max Raincloud June 11, 2011
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