August 15

Ask your crush out for the new school year

Person 1: Should I ask Robert out today?
Person 2: Yes! It’s August 15 after all!

by DickandBallsinmybigfatvagina July 26, 2022

August Hutfles

The best Radiology student there ever was.

Did you see August Hutfles lift that huge patient with only his pinky finger?! Man i'll miss that guy!

by rayhay33 July 26, 2022

August Hutfles

The GREATEST Radiology Student there ever was.

Did you see August Hutfles lift that patient with only is fifth digit?! That man is going places.

by rayhay33 July 26, 2022

August 3rd

Random give your boyfriend his favorite keyboard day

Girl: It's August 3rd you should get your boyfriend the Razor huntsman mini
another girl: fine!

by titty~ July 26, 2022

August 1

The day i hate

August 1 is the day hell is born

Hell in august 1

by Meand you finnacry July 26, 2022

august

a pagan name for a month. more of that old catholic vomit. it's coming back up every year. some people swallowed it and it came back anyway.

"Oh, look. It' august again."
"Yipee!"
"Man, shut yo dumb ass up!"
"Oh."

by Vita Smart July 27, 2022

August 12th

national vodka day

Person 1: “Hey it’s august 12th”
Person 2: “Let’s go get drunk on vodka and make out with a hot French guy”

by feetlover28447483927 July 28, 2022