Ham tanking

Forcibly and consensually yet possibly unexpectedly feeding someone your asshole. Presenting your ass to be eaten at an unexpected time without relent.

1: I was trying to read the paper when

suddenly Jamie started ham tanking me.

2: It's a good friend indeed who can identify when noone else can, that your mood can only be elevated by a sound ham tanking.

by Freckle Newt February 14, 2024

Ham Wireless

Ham Wireless : The Act of being Ham fisted while surfing Grumble media when one is on the loo with an Intel centrino wifi laptop(or similar).
See also : Ham fisted , Grumble

Jimmy P was caught Ham Wireless the other day by his mum, she thought he was struggling with his bowel movements but he was actually struggling with himself!!!!

by Chris Kendall December 13, 2007

ham the great

typically used to describe narcisstic undecided cunts

John: He's such a Ham The Great,
Michael: yeah he wins one out of 10 games then brags about it

by Adi JSJS November 17, 2016

hams

A butt, a glute, 🍗🍗

Look at those hams girl

by darrel2223 February 13, 2023

HAM 5S

The official code for being a bit unethical, usually used in the context of an insult

Those tarred with this phrase usually are implied to still be breastfeeding despite being an adult.

don't be a massive HAM 5S and you're 28 and still breastfeeding?

by jonnyb510 November 24, 2020

The-Ham

The law, cop, pig 🐖

Duk in that shade man, there's The-Ham!

by Dotanairy January 23, 2020

Ham

A word created when a girl named Michelle was going to say something else but accidently said ”ham” and are nowadays a word used for absolutely no reasons. It started as an internal joke but ended up as a word everyone says all the time.

Lucas: ”How did the test go ham?”.
Michelle: ”Good ham”.
Lucas: ”Ham I'm so proud of you”.
Michelle: ”Thanks ham you”.

by Luclin January 28, 2022