Unsolicited Car Boner

An erection achieved with out desire or known arousal while driving on a long road trip. Typically predicated by a long night of drinking and little sleep.

I was driving back from a weekend road trip when suddenly I got an unsolicited car boner and my buddy started laughing at me.

by lug33 March 17, 2010

dusty car horn

When one applies a generous amount of flower to the rim of ones asshole, then proceeds to fart out of the window of a moving vehicle.

I saw my friend Jim next to me, so to get his attention, I preformed a dusty car horn!

by kins.webb February 2, 2015

Muscle Car

A popular, and possibly one of the coolest toons to ever play Disney's Toontown Online. Muscle Car was a red bunny who commonly was seen in Nutty River, and Toon Valley. His toons were Muscle Car: 126 Laff. Muscle Car:123 Laff. He was also listed in the Top 10 list of most popular toons. He was a kick-ass player.

Man, Muscle Car is so cool.

by Xxbfmvpoison January 1, 2012

key (ones) car

verb, to scratch the paintjob surface of a car.

I had my car out of storage for just 3 days, and some dickless piece of shit had the nerve to key (ones) car.

by nick_g July 6, 2010

polish side car

Riding his kielbasa till he kapousta's in her golabki.

She road me like a polish side car

by The Polish Wanker April 21, 2017

Flaming Cable Car

The act of passing gas in an elevator and then stepping out and sending it on to the next unsuspecting user of said elevator.

John walks into an elevator, passes gas, and then steps off and allows it to go to the next floor where Cindy is waiting, thus becoming a victim of the Flaming Cable Car.

by MattEvans November 3, 2011

car sex 2

instead of a commentary about a man who has sexual relationships with a car

it's a fanfiction reading about a girl having sex with million dollar supercar.

I never knew Pyrocynical could make car sex 2..... oh wait.....

by LazyLow November 1, 2019