Robert

what parents name their child when they know he's gonna grow up to be a fat retard with a 2 inch schlong

robert is a dumb ass hoe

by ssss27282 March 17, 2022

Robert Zaliznock

A Piece of shit

I was walking down the street when i saw a Robert Zaliznock a doc left behimd after a walk

by A trump voter with 80 IQ or lo October 1, 2021

Robert

Robert is a massive warrior bred for war, and stands monument to the greatness of it

Person 1: Robert's getting deployed to Syria.
Person 2: Whoa?!? Robert? The war will be over by winter!

by ᛏᚺᛖ ᚲᚺᛁᚲᚲᛖᚾ ᚾᚢᚷᚷᛖᛏ March 17, 2021

Robert

A cancer cell, that you should have never talked to in the first place. You usually end up with this cancer cell when you have no friends, and then it's starts to spread. Making you want to kill yourself.

Robert: You cunt, you impersonated *person*.
Person 1: Why would you get pissed off simply because I copied someone?
Robert: ok, bye.
*Blocks person 1*

by Ohnoes21 July 31, 2019

Robert

Robert has a massive cock and knows how to use it if you are a big booty black bitch y’all will make a cute couple

Robert is the right nigga

by Robert JR November 22, 2021

Robert from Microsoft

He will email you about your Xbox

Hello, I am Robert from Microsoft report. We were alerted that there is a virus on your Xbox One and I am going to help you through the process of getting it removed. If you could call me as soon as you see this message that would be great as I am available all day today. The sooner we can get the virus removed the better it will be for your safety.

by painpob February 21, 2022

robert lo

A person in love with ramen.

I love ramen as much as robert lo.

by Ramen Lover December 16, 2013