Wellsian Porn

Wellsian porn, or pornography, is material that provides sexual arousal to someone obsessed with the military and related fields. The name comes from its main user, Wells.

Wellsian pornography typically consists of things such as the HBO mini-series Band of Brothers, Soldier of Fortune Magazine, and popular country songs like Toby Keith's American Soldier.

Oh man, who left this Wellsian Porn around... watch where you sit, it might be wet.

by sling pigeon September 22, 2009

Welly

(v.) The act of when, while someone else is driving, they purposely accelerate quickly when you are drinking a beverage. Then the beverage spills onto you lap, with the driver laughing hystericly.

Why are you soaking wet?

Mark managed to welly me when I was drinking my coffee.

by LadyPhia May 2, 2011

Wells Cathedral School

A school for humans who other people think are posh but they aren't.....that posh. Their diet includes iPhones, Apple Macs and Blackberrys. #yolo

Jessica: Hey, does she go to Wells Cathedral School?
Amy: Yeah, yesterday she was hungry so she ate my Blackberry!
Jessica: Jeez....

by bazingaababyyy November 27, 2012

cum wells

The dimples at the bottom of girls back.

'I was screwing her from behind, it was sweet.'
'Dude you didn't blow your load inside did you?!'
'No pulled out just in time to fill her "cum wells"!

by Pig85 September 12, 2013

wellesley

the guys r pimps of all pimps....ladies are hotties............life is great......ya we throw it down too but the cops do suck cock....they got nothin better to do rather than eat donuts and chase us around...

i dont know what to write for this example but missin ya all

by ya'll know me by #18 December 12, 2004

Wellington

Alternative name (popular in Great Britian) for water-proof boots. Also another term for romo or Raging Homosexual. 'Wellingtonians' often talk about what they want to do, but never do it - instead they have gay anal secks, possibly also felching of giraffes and anal-insertion of quails whilst tonguing each other and thinking "I'm not gay I'm not gay".

Wellingtonian 1: "Oh no, my bike is dirty somehow - I mean I never ride it!"
Wellingtonian 2: "Sorry, Robbie pulled out early and my neopolitan-coloured ass juice spluttered all over it"
Wellingtonian 1: "What a relief....do you mind if I lick it?"
Wellingtonian 2: "There's more where that came from..."

-later on-

Non-wellingtonian: "You guys been riding much lately?"
Wellingtonians: *giggle* "Yeah, but not our bikes!"
Non-wellingtonian: "WTF? That's fucking Wellington!"

by Jamaican Meornay September 10, 2007

Wellbutrin

The antidepressant that I'm currently taking. It doesn't do jack shit for me, though. It just kills my personality and makes me apathetic.

Wellbutrin doesn't work.

by not found [Error 404] June 3, 2009