Fresno Christmas Wreath

The multicolored particulate that gets matted in your pubic hair when you fall asleep after unprotected anal sex without showering, thus festooning one’s penis as if it has been bequeathed a Holiday Wreath from California’s Inland Valley.

I plowed that Lot Lizard at the Flying J and woke up to the smell of burnt soup, her Fresno Christmas Wreath around my Dick…

by Heath Oyama bangs horses November 16, 2021

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Don't wreck your head over it

Don't overthink it. Don't be petty.

If someone has been nagging you about the same thing over and over like...

"You already have 6 different types of flour, why don't you use the ones you have before buying another one?"

Short answer, "Don't wreck your head over it".

by JRBIV January 1, 2022

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All Cock Wrestling

All Cock Wrestling is an E-Fed owned by Jay Khan that primary focuses on realism. The current world champion is Bozzy.

P1: I love All Cock Wrestling
P2: Stfu

by markjabroni April 9, 2022

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HWH (home wrecking whore)

A female that interrupts herself on a marriage. Whether it is happy or not. She finds her whorish way to intrude and break up a family.

That HWH (home wrecking whore) broke up a stable family.

by Handsome hands September 4, 2022

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National Kiss a Wrestler Day

April 15th is National kiss a wrestler day because Wrestlers do some really hard work all year round and they deserve a kiss so on April 15th find the cutest wrestler and give him a kiss

Becky:Hey Josh do you know what today is?
Josh:April 15th?
Becky:Nope *kisses him*, it’s National kiss a wrestler day
Josh:Boy am I glad I did wrestling

by HighVoltageOutdoors March 2, 2023

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