two-bob spot

A wet spot seen on the exterior of a man's trousers after he has urinated but not adequately shaken or wiped his penis, leading to an after-pee soiling of the nearby clothing. The size of the spot usually being reminiscent of a two-shilling, or "two-bob" coin used in pre-decimalised Australia and UK.

Hey Knackers, did you forget to give your cock a good shake after your snakes hiss? You've got a cracking two-bob spot on the front of your dacks there.

by clemstar January 13, 2016

Two gun snuggle

When you Eiffel tower a chick, pass out and then she ghosts, and you wake up cuddling the other dude. It's not gay if it's a two gun cuddle.

How was your night? Pretty good for a Tuesday, except I woke up in a two gun snuggle.

by Homeschoolknows August 26, 2017

two way mirror

A window

You can see through both sides off a two way mirror

by xXC0DXXB0SSXx December 9, 2016

Two Finger Fiddle

When a girl does not know how to give head, she utilizes her thumb and pointer finger and attempts a handjob with two fingers, while maintaining a death grip equivalent to getting your dick stuck in a vice.

Dude, how'd it go with that girl last night?

Bro she didn't know what to do, so she gave me the two finger fiddle.

by Callixtunis May 26, 2019

Two-Month Bump

When you have a bit of a belly, and you could be easily mistaken for someone who is 2 months pregnant. Therefore, you have a "Two-Month Bump". This doesn't necessarily make a person 'fat', its just a little extra baggage in the tummy area.

*Looking at a photo on Facebook*
Jayne: Oh Lord, I totally have a two-month bump in this picture!

Anacaonia: Oh my goodness! You really do!

by courtisradical December 27, 2010

Two Tube Transfer

When having a threesome and the guy is ready to nut, he nuts half of his load in one person, clenches and deliver the second half of his nut to the other person.

Omg! Jonathan is so talented, he was fucking me and my girlfriend when he did a two tube transfer!

by batnuts November 30, 2019

Two-Shitter-Quitter

When you drop out of rotation after a couple hits because you're too lit to give a shit and it's time to call it quits.

I'm good man, that J's a two-shitter-quitter.

by donionrings April 4, 2019