Twitter

The most traumatising shit is found on here and for some reason it doesn’t get taken down.

Person 1: i need bleach I’m bloody traumatised for life.
Person 2: what did you see.
Person 1: don’t think you want to know it was on twitter.

Person 2: on second thought, no.

by N1ce c0ck br0 November 24, 2021

twitter

hell

son: hey dad, where do you go if you die?
dad: twitter
son: huh?
dad: oh, sorry, i mean hell

by idk but im alive December 2, 2021

Twitter

real hell-hole

greetings everyone, i am CyberNuts, ex-Twitter user. twitter is apsoloute f*cking pain. dont sign up unless you like your life ahead of you being taken away

use reddit instead

by CyberNutz December 10, 2021

Twitter

home of one of the most uneducated trolls that think they know everything but in reality they have the equivalent IQ of a goldfish, it is one of the most controversial apps besides tik tok, creator of cancel culture and overall a toxic environment
10/10

dumbass A: hey! do you have twitter
dumbass B: omg yeah!
dumbass A: omg hold on lemme add you on twitter

by valentinatheweeb December 14, 2021

Twitter

Retardation.

Person 1: "Have you been on Twitter?"
Person 2: "I almost killed myself after it, but yes."

by James Findley December 16, 2021

Twitterd

noun:

1. a person on Twitter who follows anyone and agrees with anything said without doing research.

"She contradicted herself and you liked it. Stop being a twitterd and think for yourself."

by user7791 December 20, 2021

Twitter fever

When someone is always checking their tweeter for new tweets, trends. Basically someone who's addicted to twitter.

"sometimes? more like most times cause when a movie comes out and if it's trending, I always check the tweets 🥲 Issa habit"

"it's the twitter fever I guess 🤷🏾"

by uncledarkness December 22, 2021