Matt

A no good man who talks a lot about nothing actually important. Cheats on you with Jessica. Has a large penis but doesn't know how to use it. Says derp a lot (loser). Handsome but short

Did you see Matt today?
Yeah I saw his dick print through his sweatpants but there was nothing good other than that

by smartgirl108 January 14, 2024

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Ben Matt

A name given to people who are absolute tossers, or straight up goons you just want to spark out on sight.

“That guy is proper annoying me now, he’s doing a Ben Matt”

by Jaja230725 May 26, 2024

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Matt Wallace

A sex position in the male gay community where one man pretends to be Scottish a floor rug multiple partners pretend
to be 'William Wallace' and pile on top entering multiple orifices.

The politician was so horny will lay down for a good ole 'Matt Wallace'

by Bahnahbee November 20, 2022

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Matt

Matt is the all powerful Mii. He can fight Shaggy at 100% power.

"Matt is eternal. Matt is undefeatable. All hail Matt."-Mahadma Ghandi 2019

by Robbie_Rotten_is_God February 5, 2019

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Matt

That one transgender person that was once a dude and has like crazy knowledge on naval history.

Chad: Yo! Matt! Which naval admiral took a shit on March 3, 1934?

Matt: Uh... Vice Admiral Freaky McShit did that. It was a long 6 hour dump as well.

Chad: What da hell...

by PizzaGuy2711 December 25, 2024

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Matt toeppner is beasties with rino, gavin, Anthony, jack, Chad and more. He is a stuck up blond boy who does his typical sports like baseball. He thinks every girl has a crush on him and wants him but all the girls talk bad about him behind his back. He's currently in love with abbey poodles stanky ass and we all know that will end soon

Hay do you know Matt toeppner

Yea that ugly blonde kid who will go no where in life

by Jimmy'suncle November 24, 2021

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