A counter argument to jurisdiction.
by Modern Women December 30, 2025
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You can never really know what's happening inside the black box (mind) so disregard trying to know, and observe complex behaviour instead. (Self respecting women will avoid men with this paridim.)
You can never really know what's happening inside the black box (mind) so disregard trying to know, and observe complex behaviour instead. (Self respecting women will avoid men with this paridim.)
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Ask random people how many neighboring countries Canada has.
Number will depend on flat earth theory. Check answers on globe.
Ask random people how many neighboring countries Canada has.
Number will depend on flat earth theory. Check answers on globe.
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Get the Flat earth theory mug.A theory that suggests any and all JJK skin mains are horrendous or bots on Fortnite. Strong evidence includes not being able to aim, even with a Tac (the easiest shotgun in the game), always taking fall damage, always rushing a duo, trio, or squad by themselves, or even going as far as to fall to their deaths. At least 1 JJK skin can be spotted every match you play, and they never make it onto the top 20, even on Blitz
Player 1: *Kills a Nobara skin with a Pump shotgun*
Player 2 (Teammate) *Notices a Gojo shockwaving over to their Nobara teammate, trying to save them. However, their ass also gets pumped to death*
Player 1: Wow, those dudes were ass.
Player 2: that's the JJK skin theory for ya...
Player 2 (Teammate) *Notices a Gojo shockwaving over to their Nobara teammate, trying to save them. However, their ass also gets pumped to death*
Player 1: Wow, those dudes were ass.
Player 2: that's the JJK skin theory for ya...
by BigMamaBS January 5, 2026
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n/a- Omg i you won’t believe it i found an old photo of when my mom used to teach school and you were in her class back in 1st grade.
n/a- stop it no way, the invisible string theory is real
n/a- stop it no way, the invisible string theory is real
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Person 2: “her name is Arden? She looks more like a Caitlyn to me…”
Person 1: “totally.”
Person 2: “see? Arden Theory.”
Person 2: “her name is Arden? She looks more like a Caitlyn to me…”
Person 1: “totally.”
Person 2: “see? Arden Theory.”
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Hym "How's this for a conspiracy theory: The accusations of liar and grifter do nothing to hurt right-wing pundits EXPLICITLY BECAUSE they aren't intended to hurt them but, rather, deflate the value of liar and grifter accusations in a deliberate attempt to cover for ineffective political opposition. Because sure you're calling them a liar and a grifter but if you can keep them in the forefront of people's minds you can keep out the MORE EFFECTIVE opposition out of the lime light and maintain the status quo. So, denigrating the political opposition ISN'T TO GET YOU TO STOP LISTENING TO JORDAN PETERSON... It to get you to focus on Jordan Peterson instead of me. Because he is harmless and ineffective and I am not."
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