Boomer Syndrome

A person born with the unfortunate qualoties of a boomer. This is not affected by either their age or other personality traits.
A boomer is a person who may be unable to understand such things as climate change or popular culture.

Person A: Back in my da-
Person B: I've heard enough, I diagnose you with boomer syndrome.

by MrDuuk August 25, 2020

Romcom syndrome

The thinking that having a relationship partner will make your life problem go away.

Rosie is having a romcom syndrome with her boyfriend.

by Reekisbased April 13, 2022

lollipop syndrome

When a girl's head is too big for her body - lollipop syndrome

That skinny bitch has lollipop syndrome

by Beautifultish October 5, 2013

Slxayz Syndrome

When a male repeatedly twerks on his xbox in the closet. Typically used to release anger after getting dropped off by a 98 pure point forward on the 2s court.

HOLY SH*T, he got the Slxayz Syndrome!

by Horseeyyyy July 16, 2020

Splashback Syndrome

While defecating in the lavatory, the main log hits the water and causes and uncontrollable splashback of cold water onto the rectal area.

Omg I just got totally splashback syndromed now my fingers will go through the toilet roll when I wipe.

by Bergmannlovespetersoysoy November 7, 2007

the phara syndrome

to have you head shoved so far up ones owns ass, its not even remotely funny anymore and bordering on total douche baggery.

DUDE! you are so suffering from the phara syndrome.

by MR. Kano January 19, 2010

dirtbag syndrome

An extreme wanderlust brought on by one or more intensely enjoyable experiences with outdoor activities (climbing, hiking, kayaking, snowboarding, cliff diving) that results in greatly reduced productivity as most of your time at work is spent actively wishing that you were back outside, per the dirtbag lifestyle.

Brian used to be so hard-working and down-to-earth, but after his friends took him ski-mountaineering, he's come down with a serious case of dirtbag syndrome.

by dangerCake September 11, 2014