Sleep

'Sleep' has been disabled by your school.

Faith: well I gotta go to sleep.

James: do you have school?
Faith: yes?
James: Sorry, that has been disabled by school

by Skeletonbones November 11, 2020

sleeping in the mall bathroom

having a little to much fun in the stall with your partner from the back.

sleeping in the mall bathroom =they went to take a nap in the mall bathroom, and came back all wet and white, after a while. then they went to the bed store to get some sleep because there nap made them tired.

by pussyindick5 December 7, 2022

Sleep

Something that I don't do.

SLEEP IS FOR THE WEAK!

by Some ugly ass trans bitch November 28, 2019

Sleep Paralysis Demon

A Sleep Paralysis Demon is when you're sleeping, then startled into a half-awake state, in which a scary creature, (often gargoyle-like), has you in its grasp. Usually from behind. You can feel its body against your and its claws digging into your skin. You are frozen. Perhaps frozen in fear. But not necessarily, since I've tried to fight them off, but I'm still frozen. Your partially awake mind, wonders how it got in your room. You will assume through the window. As they are often hawk-like, or Doberman-like, you figure they just crashed through the window. If it's man, it's scarier, because he's usually squeezing your jewels.

If you stay cool, and keep reaching for your rational mind, logic will win out, and the fear will dissipate rather quickly, and you'll wake up. On the other hand, if you're the emotional type and given to weird beliefs, as you start thawing you flip your sh*t and start screaming. This is the "Night Terror" part of it.

Sleep Paralysis Demon: "So I was at the dealership shopping for a car today. I felt there was something a little off about the salesman. Nothing major, just quiet baldy weird. That night he's in my dream and he's got zero respect for body space. Every time I ask him something he walks up nearly face to face to me as he explains things. I can nearly taste the tofu on his breath. Next thing I know he's spooning me in bed with his hand in a vice grip around my nads. I was frozen stiff as I tried to eek out, "I'll buy the car. First thing in the morning. I promise."

by Frip88 July 26, 2025

Sleep

Something gen z has never heard of

Now go do it. If you cant, try different ways to get to sleep. You're a good person. Xx

by Emzy S. October 17, 2020

bed sleep

A particular kind of restful, fulfilling sleep that can only be obtained by sleeping in a bed. This kind of sleep is especially needed by college students.

I'm so tired from studying all night.
You want to crash on my futon?
Not thanks, I need bed sleep.

by Smolmarph February 24, 2011

Sleep

What we never get on weekdays but get on weekends.

Person one:why can I sleep on weekends but not weekdays?
Person two:cause on weekdays, your mind is stressed, but on weekends, sometimes it’s not.

by I want sleep April 6, 2022