To throw your enemies from a significant height - not unto a hard surface, but rather a soft one so that their bodies are broken and they live the rest of their lives in misery.
by PatrickTBateman October 27, 2021

The illusionary state of mind when someone consumes the drug Ketamine. The state of mind can be so extreme that the consumer feels that they are in a whole different universe or land.
by Druf175 March 5, 2011

I mean, half of my rocket exploded trying to land it on Mun, and so my kerbals are now stuck there, but they're still alive, so i call that a successful landing.
The plane is wrecked, but everyone survived, so that was a successful landing.
The plane is wrecked, but everyone survived, so that was a successful landing.
by anuncertainsomeone March 19, 2022

This phrase is usually uttered in exasperation when someone is taking too long to tell a story, get to the point, etc.
by Rjakie May 17, 2025

A land seal is someone who is fat but also silly, funny and a likeable person, just like the animal.
1: i finally made a new friend!
2: what’s his name?
1: Carlson.
2: can you describe him?
1: he’s chubby and very humorous!
2: like a seal?
1: a land seal to be specific.
2: ok nerd.
2: what’s his name?
1: Carlson.
2: can you describe him?
1: he’s chubby and very humorous!
2: like a seal?
1: a land seal to be specific.
2: ok nerd.
by Cat sticking out tounge May 5, 2025

Forgetting to bring a towel to the bathroom and then having to turn into a ninja to go and retrieve one from the room in which you store your towels
by AmazeeHD May 10, 2016
