Chode

- A follower or slave
- One who allows themselves to be bossed around and does all the dirty work, but gets nothing in return.

- "That's kinda risky. I'll get my chode to do it."
- "That guy does whatever I say, he's my chode."

by Princess Chodestool May 27, 2006

Chode

Someone who, being endowed with an unusually small penis, behaves in a boisterous or inflammatory nature so as to suggest they likely have a fragile ego and an unsatisfactory love life.

Russian President Vladimir Putin is such a chode.

by Draufgaenger April 22, 2022

Chode Lord

The most powerful chode being to exist and current leader C3cilio

Cecilio is being the chode lord for now with his most loyal assistant jake.Cecilio has stole Javins most loyal servent Jake and now is the stronger choose that will ever live restoring Javin

by Dank Meject July 9, 2016

Chode

A penis wider then longer

Nice chode bro

by Cacamaster September 7, 2020

Chode

A penis that is as long as it is wide. Most scientists think that it's impossible.

Girl 1: his penis is as long as it is wide! It's so much fun.
Girl 2: Well, then he has a chode.

by Da Chez January 20, 2018

chode soaker

When it is so hot outside it soaks your chode.

Bring an extra pair of shorts Kyle, it's a chode soaker out there.

by Nick Housel August 17, 2017

Chode

A chode is a person that has a small thick dick. Eric has a chode

Me: Eric why do you have a chode

Eric:Idk why my dick is so big i wish it was as big as your Jordan

by Krqaxg2b August 2, 2024