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Cricket cunts

Blokes who play cricket all summer but complain about mowing their lawn
Problem with cricket, cricket cunts
by Chromasaints January 7, 2018
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cunt turret

When a fat woman has a hanging mound of fat that covers her pubic region in a bulbous type fashion like a gunners turret on an old warplane.
That bitch was so fat I struggled to find her fuckholes behind her cunt turret.
by AngryBandy July 10, 2017
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cunt nut

when a girl has a flow of liquid cumming out of her vagina after getting an orgasm
"matt got cunt nut on his bed after his girl had an orgasm"
by bartholemew blowjob April 5, 2010
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Buzzkill cunt

A 5'9" white bitch broad that ruins all the fun and does not like seeing others laugh and have a good time. Therefore, the broad makes everyone in a pissy mood and makes them hate her.
My wife was being a buzzkill cunt today at work and so I stood up and got the fuck out of there. I drove off in my harley motorcycle into the beautiful sunrise and I didn't want to look back. However, a little while went by and I thought real hard about what I should say to her so I texted her "You are a fucking buzzkill cunt" and we are not on speaking terms right now.
by sinnee August 15, 2018
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Cunt Mugger

A man who interferes with a ladies innocent by nefarious means.
I say, did you hear what Tarr Quinn did to Jessica the other evening? Yes he's a real cunt mugger.
by Topsy Creps December 26, 2018
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news cunt

female reporter/news caster, who is:
1) overly proud of job
2) a dumbass
3) can't tell a story for shit
They had some highlights from the Giants' Super Bowl win, but the stupid news cunt ruined it for me.
by giants fan andrew February 5, 2008
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Hose the cunt

A versatile expression, "hose the cunt" is used in three different ways:

1. As an expression of contempt for a third party not present;
2. As a general rallying cry;
3. As a euphemism for cunnilingus.

Etymology:

Based on a method used by Victorian-era doctors of masturbating "hysterical" women called the water cure, a.k.a. the pelvic douche.

To quote Vice magazine:
"Instead of revving up the vibrators, doctors began aiming fire hoses at fire crotches. Pelvic douches, which aimed a jet of water at the inner thighs, were installed in mineral baths all over Europe and America in the mid-1800's. Women loved them and flocked to the spa towns where such a cure was provided. R.J. Lane, who wrote about his experiences at a spa in England, said men were somewhat fearful of the pelvic douche, but women were "frequently known, on coming out of the douche, to declare that they feel as much elation and buoyancy of spirits, as if they had been drinking champagne."" (Source: "Doctors Created Vibrators After Growing Tired of Masturbating Hysterical Women" by Bethy Squires in Vice)
1. "Don't let your boss' overbearing nature get you down. Hose the cunt!"
2. "Get in, loser; we're gonna hose the cunt!"
3. "I've hosed a few cunts in my day."
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