Hoe muffin

When someone is really sweet, but a hoe, and you don't want to call them a hoe in a mean way.

Jessica, that's the 4th hook up you had in 2 days.. you're such a hoe muffin!

by Lil' Mikee August 18, 2008

vsco hoe

A person who posts pictures on the app vsco, that emphasize a sexual body part or parts.

Omg did you see Arias tit picture on vsco? She’s such a vsco hoe!

by Lilo and bitch February 11, 2018

Sleeper Hoe

A hoe which a baller has on lockdown in case that all his other bitches fall through. A sleeper hoe never has to be activated.

John is happy with Jane but if that bitch do him dirty he always got his sleeper hoe.

by Eyes_of_Argus July 25, 2009

that hoe smack

Something very enjoyable, or pleasing to the senses.

Mike, eating Mac n Cheese: mmm dammn bruh, that hoe smack!

by big.daddy.schaef April 24, 2018

Local hoe

Someone you were friends with when you were younger, then they stared hoeing around with older guys. You highkey hate them but you don’t want to drop them as a friend because they’re mentally unstable.

Person 1: Why are you still hanging out with Stacy?
Person 2: Oh she’s just my local hoe, I’m not sure what she would do if I stopped.

by BananasJustHaveAWeirdTexture January 31, 2018

snapchat hoe

A Snapchat hoe is someone who constantly using Snapchat.

Becky is such a fucking Snapchat hoe

by Arbiter3.3 April 27, 2016

key hoe

A girl who is attracted to a guy only because of the car he drives

hey check out the neard in the BMW M3 and look at his key hoe riding shotgun

by Adam Rogers October 18, 2004