thinkchua

Thinkchua is a term used by Chris Bangs which makes no sense. This is typical of Chris, as he is nearly impossible to understand without a Bangs to English dictionary.

I was
talking toh
tihs lady adn
Thinkchua

by Alex Rekdahl January 15, 2008

Thinkiss

v: It is a state between missing and thinking of someone.

I thinkissed you today.

by thinkiss October 10, 2009

Thinky wank

where you don't use porn to wank

Me: "i'm going for a Thinky Wank"
Friend:"who you going to think about?"
Me: "your mum"

by buttonsex February 28, 2012

Brain Thinking

High caliber thinking, like the time in high school when everyone was trying to figure out whether the assistant gym teacher's breasts were real, and you came up with the idea of drilling that hole in the locker room wall, and it worked, and they weren't real, in fact they were nothing more than a padded bra, which was disappointing and destroyed everyone's adolescent fantasies, but was O.K. because your brilliant scheme actually worked.

Dude! Brain Thinking! high five

by Poe toaster February 23, 2013

Thank Your Mom

The sudden big and random bumps on trails in the woods (also known as yahoo's or diversion ditch) that make a path for water runoff on the hill.

The path going up the hill was nice and calm until all of a sudden... woah thank your mom!

by scummaz December 25, 2009

thanksgiving

It has went very far from it's traditional meaning. Thanksgiving is supposedly a holiday to give thanks, but you are not giving thanks at all. Nowdays it is a holiday is where you go see some obligatory in law or relative and stuff yourself with turkey, watch Detroit play football, zonk out, and stuff your gut with some more turkey after that. The women have to do all the cooking, dishes, etc. while the men just gorge on the food. But the women get revenge the next day...Black Friday shopping!

Typical guy on thanksgiving: Ah, turkey was good...lets watch Detroit beat the Bears...ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

by Orbitron2012 November 1, 2012

thankschristmas

An adult holiday held on the third Saturday after Thanksgiving ment to provide a respite between dealing with relatives in November and buying presents in December essentially providing an additional excuse to drink alcohol.

After spending Thanksgiving with the in-laws, and the looming crush of Christmas shopping ahead, Lisa couldn't wait for ThanksChristmas to come so she could just get drunk with her friends and forget about her stress.

by C5Drvr October 13, 2013