What you say to someone after they rail you in the ass, give you a cream pie, then eat it out afterwards (Commonly used in a homosexual manner)
by gogettemtiger June 8, 2025
Get the tard pie assholemug. A Carl that is so stubborn and knuckleheaded and hel bent to get his way, win, or maintain control , that he admits in open court to doing heinous disgusting crimes, but insists that there's nothing wrong with it. They get a small win and subsequently become infamous for their disgusting conduct. They're very shortsighted, and incapable of choosing their battles.
"did you read that case about that dad who admitted to leaving his 13 yo girl with the rapist just so her mom couldn't have her that weekend?"
"Yeah. What a Carl Tard. He's famous now, though not for what he was trying to do."
"Yeah. What a Carl Tard. He's famous now, though not for what he was trying to do."
by Alleged-Leigh July 10, 2025
Get the Carl Tardmug. 
Someone who is blonde that is a dippy and usually is the center of attention in your group of friends .
by Kangarooman521 June 11, 2018
Get the dippy tardmug. 
1. Dave is licking the window again he's such a Tard.
2. No the Eiffel Tower is not located in Blackpool you Tard
2. No the Eiffel Tower is not located in Blackpool you Tard
by Hancri August 17, 2014
Get the Tardmug. 