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Max

Someone who normally has a very large penis, may or may not have alcoholic tendencies. Very out going and loves Jake the cat not to be mixed up with Jake the dog. Loves vibrating cock rings and ball gags. He’s been seen wearing a butt plug with a tail connected at the end. Enjoys a mexican lawn mower (sexual act) especially when done by authentic mexican inmates.
Did you see Max Wilson with that new pink furry but plug? Wish I could use it.
by Batman ❤️ February 8, 2025
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Max

"Whoa u see him benji!?"
"Yea john! Hes so cool! Who is he??"
"Thats max!"
by Cherinmemberships January 7, 2019
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max Mckenzie

A person with another of cream, smeglet patient zero
max Mckenzie is a big ball of smeg

max is a smeglett
by 1234smeg4321 August 7, 2023
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Max

Don't mess with him unless you wanna get your shit kicked in. Very loyal to his friends.
Max just punted Logan into the fucking sun.
by syrup :) September 27, 2023
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max zajdel

max is the best boy on the planet earth, he's adorable, cool and listening to him talking about banana fish at 3 am is better than anything. we don't talk much right now, but i still appreciate that he was always there for me! he's an awesome friend, he's funny AND he loves omori! unbelieveable! i've finally found the perfect boy i've waited my whole life for! we love max zajdel very much<3
when i say "not all men" i mean max zajdel, he's the best! i love him very much
by rin<3 November 20, 2021
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Max

he has 99999999999999 apples
not with the apples again Max
by nft stealer December 7, 2021
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Max moment

when someone does something air headed or is mentally unwell
“ruby always has to call me to open the door when she comes to my house. its likes shes scare of doors”
“that’s such a max moment”
by groupchatname October 10, 2023
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