GOAT

A person called Lionel Messi
Greatest of All Time in a sport normally football (not the fake one)

Fool: "I think the GOAT is Ronaldo!"
Human being with intellect: " No, you are wrong. Messi is the GOAT."
*Messi wins World Cup*
Fool: *EMOTIONAL DAMAGE*
Human being with intellect: *Gives gift card with I TOLD YOU SO written on it*
Fool: "Why..."

by anonymous February 24, 2023

GOAT

Philip Dinov

Person 1: Yo, Philip is literally the GOAT!
Person 2: Deadass, could never pass my tests like him..

by bblmaster420 January 29, 2024

Goat me

The act of asking your partner to ram their head up your anus during intercourse or as a type of foreplay, as opposed to ramming their fist up your anus. The term comes from observing how goats tend to ram their head into other people's butts in cartoons and the like.

John:"So... Sarah said:"goat me" while we were having sex yesterday. Isn't that crazy"
Peter:"Dude, that's so totally sick. I wish my girlfriend would ask me that. You are so lucky!"

by Allen_Hotty2009 May 18, 2017

skibidi sigma ohio level 5 gy'att with the literal goat sauce so lookxxmax ohio rizz so muscle daddy in ohio only in ohio uncle giggled my ass when i was five

a level five chad with rizz from ohio

person 1: Yo are you sigma skibidi? i heard you were!
person 2: Nahh but Mathias is a lskibidi sigma ohio level 5 gy'att with the literal goat sauce so lookxxmax ohio rizz so muscle daddy in ohio only in ohio uncle giggled my ass when i was five.

by penisslikker January 2, 2024

the goat

lebron james

a good player

i.e good
Lebron: I am goof
Michal Jordan: Fuck you
I am the goat
(real)

by Joe Candace (Has Ligma) (HELP August 20, 2021

goat

Commonly used as a synonym for marijuana or as a verb for when one had smoked marijuana.

Dang bro, did you see Mike last night, he was goated.

by dave468 June 6, 2020

pesonality The goat

A cool cat🤪

Is that pesonality the goat WOA

by Pleasenanamikento June 5, 2021