Ziploc State

Any state where marijuana is not legal, and you get it from a dealer not a dispensary; most oftentimes delivered in a baggy.

Man I wish I could just go down to a dispensary to pick up my weed, but I live in a Ziploc State so I have to call my dealer.

by lil crackhead jr May 17, 2017

TMEA All-State choir

A mesmerizing performance that lasts about 3 days in San Antonio (now) where the top around 200 choral musicians make the mixed choir and the other around 200-300 are in either Treble or Men’s choir. All three choirs are amazing successes, and there is nobody without talent in any of these choirs. To get to this audition you have had to go through 3-4 auditions and go though some amazing, and maybe horrible music over a series of 9 months. Some examples of these songs are the three French pieces the men had to sing in the 2022-2023 area and pre area rounds which were the worst pieces that some have ever experienced. But there was also Steal Away that year, so it was made up for.

Ben: Hey James! How did you do at your audition this weekend?
James: I did pretty good, I made the TMEA All-State choir!

by Add my snap jake_kurth07 January 10, 2024

Memephis State

Etymology: Blend of parrot + patriot.
Pronunciation: /ˈpær.ə.tri.ət/
Noun:
A person who blindly regurgitates patriotic slogans, misquoted historical events, or misunderstood constitutional ideas, mistaking repetition for genuine understanding.

“Even after the Dixiecrats switched to the GOP in the 1960s, this Memephis State grad still insists the party of Lincoln is the same one we have today.”

by RaEast June 19, 2025

state ah jones

state of märshall jònes

wheres my money? state ah jones

by wakansa January 20, 2021

State Mandated Anti-Gun Slop

Media clearly made by Hollywood or some other big budget execs pushing democrat talking points, usually against guns. Example being most cop shows, where officers are portrayed as the only ones competent with guns and civilians with guns are portrayed as trigger-happy gun nuts.

“Are those high capacity double barrel magazine extended clips, allowing you to fire a bigger bullet? You know assault weapons are illegal in Commiefornia, right?”

“Actually assault weapon is a very loose term, usually used by anti-gun people applied to any big black rifle to fear monger against guns. This is some State Mandated Anti-Gun Slop (totally low-key name drop)”

by everythingelseistakenbruhh July 15, 2025

United States

The most powerful country anyone can think of. Its economy is massive, it military budget is outrages, and the capital is Washington D.C. Was givin independence in July 4, 1776 by the British. At first, it was pretty small only having the 13 original colonies with Michigan, but then they got Louisiana from France and decided to manifest destiny across the continent (All they was killing the Natives and kicking out the Mexicans). The South was getting rowdy and their smallass brains thought it was a good idea to expand their territory and spread the idea of slavery. Unfortunately for them, the US said "nope" and fucking beat the shit out of the south. They bought Alaska from the Russian Empire (they regretted it) and they "annexed" Hawaii. They fought in a world war, an economic crisis happened, a giant cloud of dust came and went, fought in another world war, bombed a country, hated a country that is the opposite of the US, it collapsed, has 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 nukes, and a lot of crap that is amazing.

I live in the United States because it's awesome.

by Klojhgfcvbn March 21, 2022

Elementary schools in the United States

the main point of delivery of primary education, for children between the ages of 5–11 (sometimes 5-10 or 5-12) and coming between pre-kindergarten and secondary education.

Elementary schools in the United States are the best.

by SPrice1980 May 7, 2023