Anteater syndrom

When your skin around your lips and mouth start to sag and wrinkle from excessive years of sucking, like from a straw or felatio. Just like an anteater sucks ants for its whole life.

Dude, did you see that chick's face? She look like she got anteater syndrome, bruh! Her lips all saggy like she been sucking all day!

by cheru July 3, 2014

dirtbag syndrome

An extreme wanderlust brought on by one or more intensely enjoyable experiences with outdoor activities (climbing, hiking, kayaking, snowboarding, cliff diving) that results in greatly reduced productivity as most of your time at work is spent actively wishing that you were back outside, per the dirtbag lifestyle.

Brian used to be so hard-working and down-to-earth, but after his friends took him ski-mountaineering, he's come down with a serious case of dirtbag syndrome.

by dangerCake September 11, 2014

Malak syndrome

Malak syndrome when you can't text or talk for shit. When anything you say doesn't make sense

"Omg guys I have malak syndrome!!!!"

by Ceelip_15 September 3, 2019

Slxayz Syndrome

When a male repeatedly twerks on his xbox in the closet. Typically used to release anger after getting dropped off by a 98 pure point forward on the 2s court.

HOLY SH*T, he got the Slxayz Syndrome!

by Horseeyyyy July 16, 2020

Boomer Syndrome

A person born with the unfortunate qualoties of a boomer. This is not affected by either their age or other personality traits.
A boomer is a person who may be unable to understand such things as climate change or popular culture.

Person A: Back in my da-
Person B: I've heard enough, I diagnose you with boomer syndrome.

by MrDuuk August 25, 2020

Saisha Syndrome

A phenomenon where a person has many misfortunes in a short period of time commonly physical injuries or breaking of personal belongings, and also causes misfortunes on other people.

Student1: you know that girl she has saisha syndrome she broke her phone, then her ankle and then her friend got a testicle injury

Student2: Oh..ok.

by Jfrfj October 29, 2021

Trumbull Syndrome

Trumbull Syndrome is a neurosis found in young people, usually males. The sole symptom is the tendency to complain endlessly about how one's hometown is boring and lame and in general just terrible. Afflicted individuals are very depressed and angry all the time. "There's nothing to do in this town except get baked and drive around, bro," they'll often say in disgust. It's a HIGHLY contagious illness; do not associate with anyone who has Trumbull Syndrome or you will end up standing around smoking unfiltered cigarettes at the local Dunkin' Donuts.

Trumbull Snydrome is named after the suburban town of Trumbull, Connecticut, a safe, upscale town that everyone thinks stinks.

Person with Trumbull Syndrome: "Yo, man...there's nothing to do in this town but go on blunt rides. This place fuckin' sucks. I'm really depressed."

by Egh2012 November 4, 2012