gold star sloppy toppy

when a clarinet or saxophone player in marching band gives you sloppy toppy so good like their instrument that you pass away

Tuba player: bro I need so gold star sloppy so bad right now
Saxophone player: say no more pal, I play saxophone
*sax player gives gold star sloppy toppy and tuba player dies*

by salad w3nch February 17, 2025

Sloppy Gavin

While having sex, you piss in your girlfriends ear and then roll her over and pour it on the ground

“Hey, tonight wanna do sloppy gavin”

by Sloppy Gavin February 26, 2022

Spook Sloppy

A person guilty of drunk dialing coworkers from late night restaurant establishments, all the while indulging in breakfast food with strangers and leaving fragmented voicemails regarding the aforementioned foodstuffs.

Dude, I just picked up a voicemail from your friend at 3AM referencing Moons Over My Hammy!! Oh man, she must've been Spook Sloppy!

by TPayne June 23, 2010

Sloppy sunsets

When an individual licks and eats the white secretion from another individuals anus after ejaculating in said anus

Queen: You let my son leave the city?!?! No sloppy sunsets for a month!
King:.....oh no...anything but that

by Kendylkitten February 04, 2023

Sloppy Choppy

When a girl is giving such good head that her hair swings in a circle like chopper blades

Jeff: "I hooked up with Melissa yesterday"

Sam: "How'd that go?"

Jeff: "She hit me with the Sloppy Choppy bro, I busted in like thirty seconds."

by TheGreatBalrogKing August 07, 2021

Sloppy Jimbo

When you bust a nut on your hand and slap a person with all your strength.

Boy do I wanna deliver a Sloppy Jimbo right right now

by hoodmama69 November 20, 2020

Sloppy Dixon

To give an extremely messy blow job. Usually under a desk or in a public shower.

My wife gave me a sloppy dixon at work when she came to see me during lunch break.

I saw ol boy giving coach Rob a sloppy dixon when I walked into the showers after football practice.

by X3Trickster July 06, 2018