sloppy ham

When your buddy comes over on new years day, and you let him put it in your butt, without any lube

Man, I love going over to my buddies house okn new years day for some sloppy ham

by Brohamjohnson January 1, 2018

Sloppy Steve

When a neocon bangs his boss in the butt whilst simultaneously stroking said boss and wearing a KKK hat.

Oh man, Jeff, Reince, Kush, DonJ, Kev, Paul and Vlad lined up and gave Big D the old Sloppy Steve for like about the last year, huh?

by QuinnFlint April 24, 2018

vegetarian sloppy joe

Eating out the ass after filling it up with your own cum.

Or

Really shitty sex position no one would enjoy having just like no one enjoys a sloppy Joe without mean on it.

I just had a vegetarian sloppy Joe with my dog.

by King Small PeePee January 11, 2018

sloppy hit on

When someone is hit on at a bar by someone who is so drunk that their pick up lines are a little sloppy. The sloppiness also relates to the dribble from their inebriated lips.

I was at Joe's the other night and got sloppy hit on by Drunk Sue.

by Ergosum January 12, 2018

sloppy waffels

Two girls with beef curtains start rubbing them together.

The two lesbians playing with their sloppy waffels

by greg the egg September 13, 2017

sloppy camel

When you shave your pubes, glue them on a girls face, and take a shit in her mouth

I gave her a sloppy camel last night.

by Dirty Mike Steve October 27, 2017

sloppy croc

A Malikie-ism to describe his terrible taste in footwear gone wrong, wronger than just plain crocs even.

" I have a sloppy croc, but that's my fault for having such crap taste in footwear in the first place"

by The Weather Beaver November 5, 2017