sloppy dallas

When your significant other packs their mouth full of dip and gives you a blowjob.

"Dixie can give a nasty sloppy dallas"

by Ultrahxr October 15, 2020

getting sloppy on the A

the act of giving and/or receiving oral sex in the middle of avonworth high school’s lenzner field on the avonworth logo

“aw damn i heard fiona was getting sloppy on the A. i didn’t even think people really did that.”

by jimmyfellatio July 11, 2024

sloppy dallas

A blow job with tobacco dip in her mouth

Parents are out of town time to get my sister to give me a sloppy dallas

by Not mcnastyofficial October 15, 2020

Sloppy Poppy

A sloppy poppy is essentially the sloppiest of all poppy’s. A sloppy poppy is a poppy that simply doesn’t have their shit together and struggles to hold a job down. Aside from consistent unemployment, a sloppy poppy will walk around naked in front of guests, suffer from gout, and suck on the occasional toes of younger girls.

Annie: Bri, your dad is such a sloppy poppy.
Bri: I don’t want to hear it right now, I have a lot on my mind.
Annie: Like what, your credit card debt?
Bri: Stfu, at least my man doesn’t look like Phineas from Phineas and Ferb.
Annie: Yeah but you still have a sloppy poppy…

by handfootandbun May 26, 2025

Sloppy Dallas

Right before the female is about to give fellatio to a man, she fills her mouth full of dip, giving the man a rough, southern-state look on his shaft post-ejaculation.

The ol' lady back home gave me a Sloppy Dallas right before I went out with the guys yesterday. Shit was itching all night brother.

by SloppyDiddlyDaddler October 15, 2020

Sloppy Alan

A Sloppy Alan is when you shart but catch it with your ass cheeks so it never touches your pants. Leaving pants clean thus not resulting in shit pants.

Bro #1. Bro I just sharted Bro.

Bro #2. Bro you gotta go change Bro?

Bro #1. Nah Bro I caught it with my butt cheeks and it never touched my pants!

Bro #2. Tight! A Sloppy Alan!

Bro #1. Sloppy Alan!

Bro #1 and Bro #2 High-five.

by RyButtnik October 5, 2023

Sloppy Dallas

When your girl packs a FAT lip and gives you some sloppy toppy.

Aye cletus my sister gave me a sloppy Dallas last night

by BigPeenyWeeny October 15, 2020