Shake and bake

a) The act of making a protein shake and rolling a joint after the gym or any other activity

b) The act of drinking a smoothie and blazing simultaneously

Hey man, wanna come over to shake and bake after our soccer match?

by HansBex October 26, 2019

Shake and Bake

Thrusting in and out vigorously causing much pleasure and continuously queefing in the process.

A dog was doing the shake and bake with a biscut on a rusty bench, more happened after…

by Jackman556 November 14, 2022

Shake and Bake

To have sex (shake) when you get high (bake).

Jake: "Hey girl you wanna come over and shake and bake?"

Monica: "Fuck yeah"

by GalacticFucker January 18, 2018

Shake and bake

When ur in the same room as and guy and they flash there balls to each other

Man we we're at Rob's house and I got shake And baked

by Can't drivesyrightimsogay June 12, 2019

Shake and Bake

The act of one beating their meat while high. It is a great feeling that every stoner knows well.

A: I'm high as fuck rn
B: You should shake and bake.
A: What's that?
B: When you beat it when stoned.

by IG1879 January 06, 2020

shake the juice loose

To Masturbate

After the encounter with his crush, he had to shake the juice loose.

by Screaming Old Man March 30, 2022

wet dog shake

a) (humorous); what you do when when you come out of the shower with your hair dripping wet and you are too bloody lazy to use either a towel or a blow dryer to dry your hair comme du monde.

b) (drug addiction withdrawal symptom) : episodes of literal 'wet dog' uncontrollable shaking engaged in in by drug addicts undergoing withdrawal, especially withdrawal from heroin and or cocaine

mother: Stan, why the hell is the bathroom floor wet again?

Stan: lol, don't ask stupid question, you won't receive a stupid answer. It's lol because I just did a wet dog shake; i was to lazy to use a blow dryer.

mother: Stan, I hope this wasn't f-sag. Now go take a mop and mop the bathroom floor

by Sexydimma August 28, 2013