rusty chain

The situation that arises when a person uses anal beads without taking the proper sanitary precautions.

"How'd it go with Merissa last night?"
"Okay, but she didn't clean her butt out, so when we used the beads we ended up with a rusty chain."
"Dude."

by SlowMan92 January 21, 2012

rusty trump

When you shit on someones chest, and smear it around with your shitty toupee.

Dude why are you bald? Man I gave this chick a "rusty Trump" last night and now i need a new toupee.

by Ill_padre February 12, 2018

rusty potato

A sweat baked potato. It's rusty because of the color of the potato.

"That was a delicious rusty potato, you're a great cook!"

by RedScum August 23, 2017

rusty rake

After you take a shit, if you drop your hairbrush in the toilet before flushing from that day on it's considered a Rusty Rake.

I think that bitch lent me a Rusty Rake now my hair smells like shit.

by R.C. Christian November 23, 2014

Rusty Crump

R. Crump - new age term used for a shitty anus... Enjoy

I got a rusty Crump!!!!!!!!!

by CrumpFiend March 12, 2010

Rusty Venture

When you jerk off so much your dick gets red and irritated

Sorry babe, not tonight. I gave myself a rusty venture.

by Phi4life November 24, 2010

Rusty Sanchez

To anal rape a female so that your penis aquires fecal matter on it, which you will then wipe on a rusty spoon, in which you will use to feed ketchup to the woman.

"Oh harry! That rusty sanchez was delicious!"

by rustysanchez95 April 19, 2009