Robert Pattinson

Robert Pattinson is the hottest, sexiest man to ever walk this planet. He is also known as Edward Cullen. Robert Pattinson is so beautiful I can’t even explain it!!!!!
Me: OMG IS THAT ROBERT PATTINSON! HE IS SO HOT
Robert Pattinson: yeah that’s me
Me: *faints*
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robert birch

Some cunt that works at a very underpayed place. Calles people Pickel Boy. in his adult for he might be even mightier than Optimus Fusesed with Donald.d.trump. (will die as virgin)
Accquiers as yungling his masiv shlong wich he will use to deffend him self in CSGO.
"oh shit is robert birch run before he will fuck ur mom with his BOOMSTICK?"
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Robert

Robert. “He sucks penis
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Robert lazo

Is not ugly has a amazing personality and if u say hes ugly theres something wrong with ur head and mind <3 So shut up 😋❤ and your not ugly robbie hehe
" Im ugly" No Robert lazo your not ugly :)
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Robert

He’s a guy with a really tinny Wenni but usually a good person.sometimes he gets weird and starts screaming hentai
Girl:Dat nigga Robert got a small ass dick
Girl.2:I let him hit but didn’t even know he was in
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Robert

The most amazing man you will ever meet. He stole my heart in a moment. Time froze.
He is everything I ever dreamed of by just being himself. I love Robert so much. Nothing will ever be the same again.
Robert is my one true love. (I hope you
come back) love n.r
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Robert

Robert is a sexy beast of a sus ass sucking man
uuugh robert sucked my butt of me
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