Penis stress

When you’re constantly stressed because of the small size of your penis.

“Bro what’s up with him he’s always so uptight!”

“Don’t worry about it bro it’s just penis stress.”

by Cocksan November 4, 2018

pasta penis

When a male is unable to maintain an erection for the duration of sexual intercourse, It may start off hard, but undergoes a physical transformation similar to that of dry pasta boiling in water, ending up with the rigidness of a noodle.

John had too much whiskey on his date with Kathy and ended up with a case of pasta penis in bed.

by CyMatic December 17, 2011

Reptile Penis

The act of recieving a toothy BJ that results in scar tissue damage, therefore making your penis look scaley and rough.

Dude that blow job that I got from that porker in the bathroom of taco bell gave me reptile penis.

by The flooner August 3, 2017

penis in butt

Putting Penis up ur friends butt and creaming and then covering it in shit then sticking it it there mouth

I cant wait to go give Trevor the penis in butt.

by Penis in butt January 14, 2021

Penis Supremacy

Penis Supremacy is the overbearing arrogance and misogynistic sexism found in the male species. This disorder can be found in any man regardless of the size of his penis, although it seems to be more prevalent in those men whose penis’ are smaller than any of the national averages worldwide. It’s these men ( also known as PenSups for short) who are easily identified in a crowd. They tend to be extremely vocal, eagerly spinning tails about their penis’ size, it’s popularity, and prowess to almost anyone within earshot.

Don’t confuse Penis Supremacy with Big Dick Energy, if you do you could end up like Nikki did on our girls trip to Bermuda. She bought a line of bullshit from this overbearing loud mouthed dude and wasted a whole night on vaca getting nubbed by his thumb grenade.

by Roosrandicand July 17, 2022

penis spa

vagina

Its been a long day, I need to take a trip to the penis spa

by dxd2 May 31, 2018

Penis rack

When a man wears really tight shorts. So its like his bits are on show.

Loving the new penis rack on beckham, leaves nothing to the imagination.

by Arethanto March 24, 2013