to coffee bean

in middle and high school debate (California), to appeal to and distract the judge by using a pathos argument that is dramatized and taken out of context

Did you see how they didn't have any evidence at all in their case? They just tried to coffee bean the judge with a fake story!

by c0ffeebeans October 9, 2018

Bean Cock

A small, bean shaped penis. Often found on some Asian men and MDMA users. While usually used to describe a particularly bean-shaped appendage, it is often generalised to contain any small penis. Another reason to not do drugs, kids.

"Oi, JC has a Bean Cock!"
"Chris' overuse of ecstasy had left him with a small, inert, Bean Cock."

by ThatDamnScottishGuy March 2, 2015

Big bean

what big bean means, it is the opposite of little bean!

hey big bean how are you?
Big bean: I am good hbu

I am good

by Missdiva212 March 22, 2019

bean dip

the sexual act of a woman placing her clitoris in the mouth of a willing sexual partner for pleasure or onto the face or head of an unsuspecting person.

The female version of tea bagging.

I got so drunk last night i passed out and my friends bean dipped me and took photos

by NefariousMyers November 4, 2015

bean rolls

Ano Extremely fat Mexicans Stomach Flab

Did you see that gardeners bean rolls?

by Killsmatic_247 April 21, 2016

Bean Hole

When a mexican has a hole to hide in or a small space to hide in.

Juan was caught trying to sneak over into America by using a Bean Hole

by ZeroApplez September 16, 2022

Smol Bean

Smol bean is a cute/beautiful (depending on gender) person, often as a significant other, and/or boyfriend/girlfriend. Often times when someone tells you that you are a smol bean, and you accept it, their theirs.

I called (name) a smol bean, and he/she's fine with it. He/she's MINE.

by Cocchi September 20, 2021