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Dick Neck Punch

Punching someone in the dick while simultaneously punching them in the neck.

Common variants include: Penis Jugular Jolting, Cunt Trachea Punching, and Twat Throat Chopping.
I gave her phone number to a creeper at the bar and she immediately dick neck punched me.
by GeorgeJungII September 5, 2012
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Kiss me neck

Jamaican miild swear term used mostly out of surprise.

Possibly Origin from kiss my arse (or a body part)
Kiss me neck! The man crashed, now he's dead!
by Tropical Rythms December 12, 2021
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'Ol Bacon Neck

Skin near the head of the penis that is so skidded the hell out from overuse, it resembles the stretched apart collar on a turtleneck sweater (See Ron Jeremy).
After thousands of bonks, his dick started to get the 'Ol Bacon Neck.
by O11 April 29, 2014
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high heel neck

A condition where the area under the chin, starting at the top of the neck moving towards the chin, comes down at an angle and then bends to horizontal, causing the neck/"under-chin" area to assume the shape of the sole of a high heel shoe.
Some of the most attractive women often have a high heel neck.
by He who knows11 September 8, 2019
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Korean neck tie

When you bring a girl home and think you’re going to get lucky but she passes out immediately so you take a dump on her neck
I brought a girl home but she passed out right away so I gave her a Korean neck tie.
by Scooter P. March 14, 2018
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Handjob in (my) Neck

Introduced to by the world famous rapper Lil Mosey in his rap song "Go Stupid" getting a Handjob in one's neck referres to a prostitute that gives you a 50$ handjob. Proudly looking down, upon ejaculation she points your penis too high that it accidentally land in your mouth and thus (by swallowing) in the neck.
I thought I was gon' fuck, only paid fifty
Got a handjob in (my) neck, didn't stay with me
by Hellistrawberry May 28, 2022
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turkey neck siesta

variant to "turkey neck fiesta"

When a group of men place a sombrero onto a sleeping person, then surround it and mastubate onto the sombrero.
Did you hear?....They did the turkey neck siesta on Jenny!
by Captain J Cizzle November 29, 2011
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