by Lifterofnecks November 23, 2017

Skin near the head of the penis that is so skidded the hell out from overuse, it resembles the stretched apart collar on a turtleneck sweater (See Ron Jeremy).
by O11 April 29, 2014

When you bring a girl home and think you’re going to get lucky but she passes out immediately so you take a dump on her neck
by Scooter P. March 14, 2018

The excrement left behind, typically on bed sheets or other linens, after someone (generally male) masturbates in bed and does not thoroughly clean the sheets or textile substitutes used to contain the ejaculated semen.
Also commonly used to describe unfair or displeasing situations.
Also commonly used to describe unfair or displeasing situations.
by Charlie Scott Manchester III June 19, 2010

A condition where the area under the chin, starting at the top of the neck moving towards the chin, comes down at an angle and then bends to horizontal, causing the neck/"under-chin" area to assume the shape of the sole of a high heel shoe.
by He who knows11 September 8, 2019

Introduced to by the world famous rapper Lil Mosey in his rap song "Go Stupid" getting a Handjob in one's neck referres to a prostitute that gives you a 50$ handjob. Proudly looking down, upon ejaculation she points your penis too high that it accidentally land in your mouth and thus (by swallowing) in the neck.
by Hellistrawberry May 28, 2022

variant to "turkey neck fiesta"
When a group of men place a sombrero onto a sleeping person, then surround it and mastubate onto the sombrero.
When a group of men place a sombrero onto a sleeping person, then surround it and mastubate onto the sombrero.
by Captain J Cizzle November 29, 2011
