custodies news

a news network on astra memecus witch is 100% true all the time. dont mind his action or what fake or real. just see the news. fake news what that its just a great news network

damm i just saw custodies news it's so real

by custodiesbased December 2, 2021

New Bus

Otherwise known as a Gillig BRT Plus CNG 40’ (G31D102N4). These are buses just purchased by the NICE Bus (Nassau Inter-County Express) company and they fart and make hilarious sounds. You know when one’s coming when you hear it.

*bus farts or laughs*

Some kid: And there goes a fuckin new bus! I’m not doing bridges.

by bigbootybitches655 June 8, 2022

New Fangled

Something old people say when presented with things that confuse them.

Child: Hey, Grandpa! Check out my 2000 year old Nokia cell phone!

Grandpa: Damn you and your New fangled technology... (proceeds to rant for an hour about things when he was a kid)

by TheRoyalBurger June 18, 2022

New Berthalomaz

Berthalomaz right now is a country that resides near the core of the earth (Under the USA,UK,RUSSIA, ETC)

Guy1: Where did you go on the holidays?
Guy2: Berthalomaz
Guy1: Berthalomaz?
Guy2: New Berthalomaz actually!

Guy1: Wtf? that's not a real place

Guy3: Hey! that place is real! i've been there too!

by Berthalomaz June 28, 2022

New Trier

New Trier is one of the most respected high schools in America. New trier is Amazing at sports, and wins almost everything. Secretly, everyone wants to be there, becuase everyone wants to be part of the fun that radiates from New Trier. New Trier has the highest rivalries with Evanston and Loyola. Everyone at New Trier has some kind of money, no one is poor, except the kids who find life in condos or apartments. New trier kids use a lot of drugs and alcohol, but manage to get the highest grades and go to ivy league schools. New Trier is just da bomb, no question.

1hey, do u go 2 new trier?
2(ya, omg! i wish i could go, they are the best...)
1oh

by heyheygurlEEgirl August 8, 2008

new zealand

new zealand is a country with beautiful scenery and alot of good hearted people. keep up the good work new zealand!

new zealand is great

by yeshitsme August 16, 2006

New Jersey

Simply put, the best state in the Union. Too often, Jersey is judged on Newark and Camden and the slums. But the Jersey Shore and yes not the beach but the shore is the best. Everyone who hates Dirty Jerse should go Down the Shore. We have kickass pizza and bagels, and the best diners in america; food is where its at. We gave you Springsteen and the Sopranos, We have 2 NFL teams in Rutherford. And yeah we do know how to tawk.

New Jersey is a kickass state, the haters should shove it.

by Matt0912 July 21, 2009