Fuck Muscle

A male reproductive organ used to have sexual intercourse.

Random A: I 've put my fuck muscle inside plenty of women.

by Cliqe January 20, 2016

fucker muncher

When a person has sex with a person wearing edible underwear.

Gwen: I tried to be a little kinky last night, so I bought these edible underwear and wore them. Who knew my man was a fucker muncher? Oh well!

by Da Ble3ps April 10, 2016

phone muscles

Phone Muscles- the cowardly act of telling someone over the phone, or computer either by text, social media, or verbal communication what you would not say in person ..

After the confrontation at the party Jackie used her phone muscles to tell the women she was a bitch.

by Almamomama August 18, 2016

slug-muncher

Someone who has a tendency to place themselves in relationships where the male counterpart has a large thick member not dissimilar to the shape of a slug.

"That girl Sarah is such a slug-muncher, her boyfriend Kyle has a massive slug."

by Therealted August 10, 2016

flesh muncher

Someone who munches on human penis.

"I hear Mr Fisher's a bit of a flesh muncher"

"Yes, he's been munching on flesh like there's no tomorrow"

by Blind Beggar August 1, 2016

Ass Muncher

A person who performs analingus on another person

Positive: Johhny is a great lay, but Granny-Lane? now ,there's a serious ass muncher!

Negative: Politicians are nothing but a bunch of ass munchers

by Granny-Lane June 17, 2016

Carpet Muncher

When a man or women gets down on their knees and eats a women's hairy vagina.

Paige and I had a good time in the back room when I found out that she was a carpet muncher.

by Chessecaketwins May 18, 2016