Matt dill

Lazy fat kid that gives a horse shit effort at everything he does

Look at that wrestler he is such at Matt dill

by Young B B February 27, 2017

Matt first

Meaning Matt goes first

Person 1: You know the saying Matt first? It's like saying ladies first.

by Sealboy654 July 31, 2018

Matt Simon

Commonly known as “Molly Matt”(because he loves molly his gfs name), he’s the sweetest boy who would never touch drugs or alcohol. NEVER. He respects the law and would never do something like public urination. Matt hates fraternities and believes they are no fun and doesn’t want anything to do with partying. He also LOVES black people.

Man1: “Dude it’s Matt Simon!”
Man:2 “I know people call him Molly Matt because he just loves his gf”
Man1: “Wait I thought it was because he took Molly?”
Man2: “Mchale shut the fuck up.”

by OGMiceman February 12, 2024

Matt Siegel

an ugly bunni with stank breath and still in stages of puberty.

The kid s' breath smelled so goddamn bad, like Matt Siegel almost...

by jordanmichaelz February 15, 2018

Matt Lemme

A RLY COOL PERSON HES FUNNY AND HAS A LOT OF NICE QUALITIES WITH HIM HES POG AND HAS A GREAT SENSE OF HUMOR AND HAS GOTTEN ME THROUGH A LOT

Ethan: Have you heard of matt Lemme?
AJ: oh yeah he’s my best friend

by mioily March 18, 2021

matt and olivia

they are the best couple in the world and everyone wanna be em

“they are a perfect couple”
“must be matt and olivia”

by lowkey.ol.via November 6, 2021

Matt-oan

Matt-oan is absolutely 🧢. He's LYIN to himself when he says he is not. He knows that Chanel is the GOAT. Matt also says people with a name like Chanel cap cause he doesn't want to admit he lost the UNO GAME FFS!!

Chanel: The amount of 🧢 rn!!
Matt-oan: I SMELL CAP! EVERYWHERE IS 🧢 YOU ARE MADE OUT OF CAP! YOU'RE WHOLE BODY IS CAP
Chanel: I am the GOAT.
(see? denial.)

by Whatugondo October 18, 2020