ava x matt

ava will change her name to be with her lovely Matt

I want to hold u in my arms Matt and love you every night. I love Ava x matt

by Gluten free Ebola January 9, 2022

Matt

All Matt's are Dribs.

Do you know Matt?
Ah yet Matt's a fucking drib

by Dan the anti Drib January 14, 2022

Matt

a being. an omnipotent being. beyond the human understanding

person 1: what are you???
?̴̺̞̈́͋͌́̓̑̽?̵̻̤͕͓̳̣̥̮̙̯̀̃̐̈́̓̾͠?̴̛̛̦̱̫̀̋̄͗͋̈́̕? ͚̟̗̞̜̻̐̿ͅ: i'm Matt.

by omgisuck January 16, 2022

Matt

People who think milkshake is the name of Shakespeare.

'Matt: what's his name? milkshake?'
'Tony: Do you mean Shakespeare?'
'Matt: wow omg!! how'd you know?'
'Tony: I watch Josh otunsoya *evil laugh*'

by Tony at the funky January 18, 2022

Matt Singh

the goat. really all there is too it. greatest at everything. no contest.

“Bro i’m way better than you”
“Cap i’m matt singh, goated you know”

by mej mej May 25, 2022

Matt Hunt

A complete nonce

Matt Hunt watched the schoolchildren in the playground from across the road

by MrHunt69 May 30, 2022

Matt Jackson

Objective reality is just a social construct and within that construct Matt Jackson is the smartest person in any room despite what actual reality may have to say on the matter.

A narcissistic force to be reckoned with.

Dude, you completely fucked up, you need to be a bit more Matt Jackson about things.

You see how I Matt Jacksoned the situation back there, like a fucking boss!

by Davey McGoon May 31, 2022