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Straight white male

A regular person who society all of the sudden decided was the root of all evil. Apparently if you are a straight white male you are a racist. How do they know this? Because of your skin color. (<- which is racism)
Straight white male: “Hi everyone, I hope your day is full of sunshine!”

A certain type of people: “YOU FUCKING RACIST BIGOTED SEXIST BASTARD!!! ARE YOU ASSUMING THAT I IDENTIFY AS “EVERYONE?!” SOME PEOPLE ARE ALLERGIC TO SUNLIGHT YOU UNCARING SWINE!! I HOPE YOURE FIRED FROM YOUR 12 HOUR A DAY JOB YOU HOMELESS PIECE OF SHIT, I HOPE YOUR WIFE LEAVES YOU FOR SOMEONE WHO ISNT SUCH A MYSOGINISTIC RACIST! I HOPE YOU DIE, I HOPE YOU KNOW THAT THE lesbian, gay, bisexual, transgender, queer, or questioning, Nonbinary, Omnisexual, Pansexual, Panromantic, Polyamory, Transgender, Two-Spirit, Intersex, Asexual, Demisexual, Transsexual, Unsure, Aromantic, Agender, Polyamorous, Gender Variant WILL END YOUR ENTIRE BLOODLINE!!!”
by MyNameIsCalvin July 18, 2024
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pho male

A male who reacts to things for the sake of entertainment but actually has no soul. This makes him fun to be around until he uses you for his own personal gain. Pho males are often comedians, performers, and actors but not because they need attention. Their end goal is power and money.
I'm pretty sure that Tom Cruise was a pho male.
by theRaccoonBeYourDaddy July 29, 2021
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skibidi sigma rizzler male

While the common sigma male is often over used and indeed not that rare being a whopping 1% of the population the rare skibidi sigma rizzler male has only ever been seen once in the humanoid form. That of Timothy W Hoogerdijik whose feats are incomprehensible to the beta male mind, I will not even bother to list his accomplishments, just note that he truly does live up to the name .
"hey there mister skibidi sigma rizzler male is josh truly a lock down defender?" "I'm going to punch you know."
by Timboenjoyer June 5, 2024
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Lebron Male

Phil Phung: Lebron James is such a Lebron Male
by Bruh Zhou June 26, 2021
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Donda Male

The highest type of male in the hierarchy, there are only 2 Donda’s in the world, one of them being Kanye West. Donda males stand higher than both alpha and sigma.
This guy is just saying Donda Donda Donda over and over again.
I know right, he’s such a Donda Male.
by GreedyNose1034 September 17, 2021
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God's gift to males

A female that thinks males are here to serve females, and that if you dont tell a female what she wants to hear or kiss her ass, you deserve to die more than anybody else.
You'd be nothing and go nowhere in life without her, she's God's gift to males. Didn't you know that?
by Solid Mantis January 7, 2021
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smegma male

a smegma male is an individual of the male race that smells and acts like he eats dick cheese.
by smegma male 123 December 16, 2023
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