Fehu male

When you've run out of Greek letter males to parody, so you've switched to Futhark runes.

"Dude, what is he? An psi male? An ypsilon male? A mu male?"
"None of the above. He's... a fehu male."

by gorpoglorp October 10, 2022

Male cock infusion

Male cock infusion is the process of infusing your cock with a flavor... this process is done with a 5 gauge needle inserted in the piss hole

His cock tasted like banana I think he did male cock infusion

by Loofahkilla February 26, 2021

Beta Male

Pertz

Pertz is the definition of a beta male.

by NotKumoSan June 21, 2021

male chick

Rhyming slang for "dick!"

A female chick is pretty self-explanatory, but a male chick is essentially a juvenile rooster, or cock!

by AnonymousProgressiveRebel September 21, 2023

Alphalpha Male

An extremely rare mutation of the more commonly known Alpha male. The Alphapha male is named after the dorky Little Rascals character -- and plainly put: he is an overpowered Alpha male. He exhibits unfounded excessive confidence, yet dresses like he is still in the 2nd grade. Has a Buzz Lightyear backpack, but the effect on his peers is paradoxical -- he is so Chadlike he can make pocket protectors sexy. His hairstyle changes depending upon the whims of his cowlick(s).... you get the idea. Extremely inadequate social skills, & an almost non-existent ability to talk to women -- yet for some reason, every girl throws herself at him deploying every strategy under the sun to get into his riverwader awkwardly fitted late 90s denim. He emits pharamones that women notice immediately, turning them into wolverines all fighting to burrow down and gobble his musky treasures. As luck would have it, he's 9 times out of 10 either just too cool or too oblivious to notice.

Oftentimes the persona is a total facade that he weaponizes efficiently to reap maximum benefits - at any given time in the school year he is practically swimming in pussy.

"Well gee, Susan, is the sex good? It's gotta be right?"
"Yeah. He has his.... quirks. He sprays his eyeglasses with this steam/fog proof spray stuff so he can still see, and has a little chain so they can't slip off. You get used to it."
"Ohmygawd that's fucking HAWT actually. Total Alphalpha male energy."

by AorticKamikaze April 11, 2024

Kat(Male)

Kat is a person who sounds feminine, but is masculine as it is short for Katsuki. He is kind and will make sure everyone smiles. He has an 8 inch dick and will save everyone from satan.

May:Ahhh, Kat(Male), go harder. Keep that 8 inch dick stuck in me forever

by KatsukistarkugoAndMaythePillow March 22, 2022

sigma male

A male that hasn't come out of the closet, that is too ugly for instagram, too lonely for facebook.

That Sigma male needs to come out of the closet. He doesn't have to gaslight himself thinking he is a stud

by ilikenarwals October 4, 2023