Fax Machine

a highly attractive male, especially referring to those who 32k pvp on the minecraft server, 2b2t.

Person one: "ayo man i'd so hit that Fax Machine"
Person 2: "oh dayum nigga sheesh same fockin here mate"

by 32kay December 2, 2021

content machine

In reality, he's nothing but a meat shield

I'm a content machine pepeW

by Praydan January 23, 2022

Yeet Machine

A blade, usually from a razor or pencil sharpener, used for self harming.

My bestie tried to hide her yeet machine from me but it didn't work.

by sewerslidewhore December 11, 2021

Meme machine

A person who needs memes to survive

Filthy frank needs a meme machine to survive because without memes he will die

by Joe_mama_666999 April 19, 2022

Vending Machine

The evilest scammer ever. Charges two quid for a bag of Steak McCoys. If you were already having a shit day then a vending machine will make things even worse in the cheekiest fucking way!

I THOUGHT I WAS LOSING MY VIRGINITY TONIGHT AND I FOUND OUT I WASN'T AT THE LAST MOMENT AND TO TOP THINGS OFF THAT FUCKING VENDING MACHINE SCAMMED ME 2 QUID FOR A BAG OF MCCOYS AFTER ALL THAT I'VE BEEN THROUGH THIS EVENING. SO FUCKING ANNOYING!!!! AHHHHH!!!!!!! I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE!!!!

by LordJenal June 20, 2022

Soft Machine

A close-ranged stand in JoJo's Bizarre Adventure Part 5 that attacks using it's sword, and attacks its target by deflating them. Zucchero is the stand user of Soft Machine.

ABBACHIO: Watch out, Soft Machine has attacked Narancia!

by johnbeanpotter September 30, 2022

fap machine

When someone just can’t stop fapping…

Guy 1: *fap fap fap…*

Guy 2: Bruh? Get a room!

Guy 3: He’s been fapping for hours, I think we should leave and call the police…

*a few minutes later*

“This is the police! Put your hands up!”

Guy 1 proceeds to fap faster and faster…

“Holy fuck, he’s like a fap machine!”

*the police run away in fear of the imminent explosion…*

by bruhthisismyhandle October 20, 2022