Ronald McDonald Presidents

The makeup wearing clowns who occupied the White House from Ronald Reagan to Donald Trump.

It will be studied for a long time how the Ronald McDonald Presidents were allowed to bamboozle the American population, orchestrate their elections, and ruin the country. From the Supreme Court handing the unelected son of a former president the keys, to using mail in ballots during a pandemic, to splitting the ticket with a joke third party candidate, to using wounded veterans as decoys, and using the son of a previous presidential candidate who lost, everything has been exposed already. Now it's up to the People to care enough to see it.

by Publius0987 January 28, 2026

North Macedonian Orange Juice

Making North Macedonian Orange Juice is when you inject your piss into a dead person's bladder, then squeeze it out of their rotting genitals, pouring it into a canister for later use.

"holy shit dude, you just drank my North Macedonian Orange Juice!"

by Coonmaster21 December 8, 2025

Brigitte Macron

OK. So let's say Candace Owens is right. Let's say she IS a man... Now what? What happens then? Because is MY thing is true, the obvious extension and logical conclusion is that we need to create a mechanism to distinguish the people who actually have schizophrenia from the people who actually do not and then we need to create an avenue for legal recourse for the people who are just being communally harassed (because harassment in the workplace is not allowed). Then you would need a mechanism by which to identify it happening in schools and in workplaces and an incentive structure for reporting and a punishment for participating or instigating or propagating. AND THEN... Your kids, friends, and siblings get murdered less. There is less of an incentive to murder you. You DON'T get stabbed to death in the night by your own kids because their mental health isn't being sandpapered away by the people around them. But even of Candy O is right... What actually happens there? Nothing. It's an investigation that affects no one and does nothing.

Hym "Ok. So, let's say that Brigitte Macron IS a man. You're right. She's a man. Now what?"

Candy O "Well that means the French president is GAY!"

Hym "He's... He's FRENCH."

Candy O "But if he's a man and she's a man... That's GAY!"

Hym "Again... Even if she was a woman, there is nothing more GAY than heterosexual sex between a French man and... You know, literally anyone."

Candy O "But she's pretending to be a woman but she's a man!"

Hym "I know! It's crazy! She's got a big fat cock but he's wearing a dress! Like, whaaaa?"

by Hym Iam December 23, 2025

Steamy Maccona

Giving a rim job after the other person has taken a shit and not wiped.

"Dont wipe babe, come here and I will give you a steamy maccona"

by Dirty Bird Duecher December 23, 2025

Ronald McDonald condom

When a man dresses up as a clown and paints himself like a clown and puts on a condom filled with a singular McDonalds menu item in it while trying to get their partner to have a marathon of sexual intimacy until it burst them the man try’s to eat the ingredients out of there partners hole.

Man: hey babe can we try Ronald McDonald condom?
Partner: sure what is it?
Man: (already painting himself and ordering the item online)

by McDonald’s booty muncher. January 22, 2026

Late Night McDonald's

Something people usually living in small towns do late at night since they have nothing else better to do. They go to their local McDonald's after midnight, harass the employees, loiter for hours, and make a ton of noise.

Damn, there ain't nothin to do tonight! Who's up for some late night mcdonald's???

by IcyHot November 4, 2013

practicing her madonna look

Way to old for the many sexual acts you do to please others.

Looks like grandma's back to practicing her madonna look.

by definedayone May 4, 2015