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Crocodile magic shit

Weed that is so good it feels like magic.
Stoner #1: Man, this stuff hits.

Stoner #2: I told ya, bro, it's that crocodile magic shit.
by The Rhino Hunter, Edgar June 25, 2023
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The "Magic word(s)"

Most moms say this as a way to get their kids to mind their Ps and Qs. But really the magic word(s) are "HEY THIS IS LIBRARY" It means "mind your Ps and Qs" or "Say please" to get children to say their manners.
Ah ah ah, you didn't say the "magic word(s)"!
by ShhShhShh July 4, 2023
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The Magic Mango

From a few specific movies, this is a sentient and all-powerful creature on the level of gods. It is said to have once dueled Chuck Norris and can easily beat Zeus at arm wrestling. (The former obviously being more impressive, though.) It is reportedly friends with a Kiwi and a Fish, but few have gotten close enough to verify this. To die to this magical fruit is an honor like none other.
"SHIT, IT'S THE MAGIC MANGO! RUN!!"
"What's a Magic Ma-?" *Gets exploded by the Magic Mango*
by Magic Mango Fanboy July 18, 2023
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ace magic

An extreme form of bukkake practiced largely among the swinging community. Also, often used in casual conversation for swingers to identify eachother.
I watched as Jim, Tom and Harry gave my wife the ace magic last night.

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by ThommmmyBoyz November 8, 2023
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UwU Magic

Thank you RAWR UwU xD
OwO Meow
OwO Nya
OwU Neko
OwU-Chan
TeeHee UwU
UwO Ehe~
Kawaii~~
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Merry Christmas
I know you won't say it Nerissa
But would Aradia read the UwU magic as one more Christmas gift?
Aradia: *continues to read the UwU Magic out loud*
by TheGreenDeath#EUW January 16, 2024
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AWAD magic

When it’s 5:00AM at your FedEx Ground facility and all the marking stickers are in the right place, making your job easier and more efficient by reducing the need to flip packages and check which ones go to your work area.
Manager: How are you fellas doing this morning?

Me: By golly, we have AWAD magic on our side!
by coffee_by_the_pot January 21, 2024
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A Magic School Bus

A Magic School Bus is a tiny insignificant penis smaller even than a micro penis.
It's so small that any penetration goes unnoticed by the receiver...much like the MSB itself.
Oh my god I saw this guy last night such a Magic School Bus
by Stan Shelby December 2, 2023
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