may 1

This is national stalker day, You are legally allowed to stalk ONE person the whole day

Person 1 "hey why are you stalking me"
Person 2 "because it may 1. im allowed to!"
Person 1 "okay, fine by me"

by Dumb goat February 08, 2022

May 23rd

International Weed day!

Person 1:Hey man, did you know it's may 23rd?

Person 2:Wait really, let's go smoke some weed!

by Napriz Random May 23, 2022

May 18

if you were born on this day you are a very lucky person!
Most people born on this day have very kind, A little annoying, and gold heart

Person 1 : Wow there so nice!
Person 2 : idk there kinda annoying

Person 3 : well, they were born on may 18!

by __Cryingduckling April 19, 2023

May Teh

Asian Balloons. Derived from the little asian world of Malay Melons - boy, those are what I call chicken fillets!!

Some Oceana regions have more experience with "May Teh" in the context of whoredom and sleaze-ness!

Have you seen the May Tehs on that! or I'd love a May Teh tonight!

by Shannan Kelly August 14, 2007

May 4

National potato day. Bring a potato to work

Ted: Hey Steve did you bring your potato today
Steve : no Ted why
Ted: it’s May 4!
Steve: so
Ted: it’s national potato day duh 🙄

by Yeeted potatoe December 12, 2019

May 3rd

National Move a Cannon Day. Get with your friends and move the nearest cannon to a place you think it looks better.

Which cannon are moving this may 3rd? I think the one in front of jackman Hall looks good!

by Norwichcorps May 03, 2021

May 3rd

From the Wattpad book Even the Stars Can Be Hollow, May 3rd is the day that smii7y lost the love of his life John to suicide

Ashley: Have you read Even the stars can be hollow?

Cam: yes May 3rd is always the worst date now

by Mandomandomando February 23, 2020