Homie’s Law

Cannot cheat with a girl even if they are thick

1#Homie: hey man im with a girl now
2#Homie: You broke the Homie’s Law

by Mr.Dickson January 3, 2021

dookie law

tore up, ugly, should be ashmaed of yourself, out of tha ordinary

hey look at that girl right there ((Dookie Law))) whoa she messed up.

by ms. pimpinyou October 12, 2003

Griffin's Law

1. Buy high, Sell low

2. If you can lose money in the stock market you will; a variation on Murphey's law.

I lost $100,000 selling my home in Dublin, but I followed Griffin's Law.

Stocks occasionally go up in value so that some make money; but Griffin's law be damned, I never do.

by dwwrobertson September 25, 2010

Spaghetti's Law

A derivation of Godwin's Law, which states that as a Usenet discussion, primarily one religious in nature, the probability of an allusion involving The Flying Spaghetti Monster approaches 1.

Note: the Flying Spaghetti Monster is also interchangeable with gnomes, elves, unicorns, fairies, etc.

"Let's say I'm a devout follower of a god known as The Flying Spaghetti Monster. Now, let's say I support horrendously bigoted notions based purely on the word (Spaghetti's Law, or Biblesghetti) of this floating hunk of spaghetti. You don't feel that's a bit unfair?"

"If you want me to worship a flying spaghetti monster, or guilt me into believing that faith in the spaghetti monster is important, you must first prove that the flying spaghetti monster exists."

by Chaohinon March 12, 2009

Buckcherry's Law

Used to describe girls who probably aren't all there but are really good at sex. Usually preceded by the word "fails" or "passes".

See that one over there in the New Age section wearing that tight skirt and tinfoil hat? I bet she passes Buckcherry's Law.

by Gimmickless January 15, 2008

Nuremberg Laws

The lack of a clear legal method of defining who was Jewish

The Nuremberg Laws classified people with four German grandparents as "German or kindred blood", while people were classified as Jews if they descended from three or four Jewish grandparents. A person with one or two Jewish grandparents was a Mischling, a crossbreed, of "mixed blood".1 These laws deprived Jews of German citizenship and prohibited marriage between Jews and other Germans.

by I.S.M<3 April 10, 2011

k. law

A nice girl with a good singing voice. Good dresser, smart, and all around nice person.

K. Law is part of the best singing groups in the world.

by K. Len April 19, 2004