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Why isn't the left winning!?

Smug, stupid, self-righteous, preachy, dogmatic, authoritarian, obnoxious, petty, incoherent, zealous, dumb, bad... All of the things that are wrong with the religions minus the promise of magic powers and immortality.
Shit-lib "DERRRRR! DERRRRRRRRRR! WHY ISN'T THE LEFT WINNING!? WHY DOESN'T ANYONE WANT ME TO HAVE AN INCREASING AMOUNT OF CONTROL OF THEIR MINDS? DeRrRrRrRrRrR! SHIT-LIB DERRRRRRR!"
by Hym Iam April 24, 2024
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Left

When your friend says “right” on some agreeable shit that’s true, during a moment where a story, conversation, gossip is being shared among both participating party.

But this... time your bro/friend/sis are straight spewing FACTS. Like bottom line cut and dry truth. Like all the tea has been spilled. It’s time to check out! Goodnight! I’m ded. Gotta Blast! Therefore you say “left” cause your just so shook of the truth, you had to have left the room.
Guy 1: “hey did you see the big fight at school? He was knocked out! Like he was really on the ground forreal!”

Guy 2: DUDE! No way! He passed out? Left.
by ChunLeelookinass December 7, 2018
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Right-to-left override

In English, we write from the left side of the page to the right, but in many languages such as Arabic, Aramaic, Azeri, Dhivehi/Maldivian, Hebrew, Kurdish (Sorani), Persian/Farsi and Urdu, they instead write from right to left. This is why we have the right to left and left to right overrides. It turns whatever is written after it backward! Unicode code is U+202E.
Person one: Did you know that 10 years ago I was the best player-
Person two: U+202E (Right-to-left override (
Person one: on the...
Person one: WHAT
Person one: WHAT IS HAPPENING!??!??!
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ctrl alt left

flips your screen. dont do it unless you wanna troll someone
me: bro do ctrl alt left

friend: ok

friend: FUCK YOU
by Hehe I cheated April 5, 2021
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Ate and left the silverware

A phrase used to describe when someone does something extremely well and is now helping others to follow in their footsteps.
Thomas: "Did you guys see Amanda's performance? It was amazing!"
Luke: "Yeah! Apparently she's now teaching classes as well!"
Thomas: "Wow, she really Ate and left the silverware!"
by axelgust30 March 25, 2023
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Left

Left (n.) is the opposite of right. This noun can indicate sides or ways, political stance, and also being wrong.
Since wrong is the opposite of right, left is synonymous with wrong.
Person 1: Yooo that tiger looks cool!
Person 2: You're so left…
by Pericardium April 15, 2023
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left ball good luck

like “tug the left ball for good luck” similar to crossing your fingers.
i heard youre playing tonight george, left ball good luck!
by anonymous November 13, 2022
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