Conductors kiss

When two pals touch buttholes.

Jon and Jason did a conductors kiss.

by Jakd September 12, 2017

iowan kiss

when you point your ass at someone , fart, and say iowa to conclude your performance.

“ no giving iowan kisses at school pls, they stink. poop. “

by mrbubbiesmom July 11, 2021

The highland kiss

A Scottish offensive measure where one individual smashes his/her forehead into the nose of another individual.

Person A - "Ye daft bastard I'll punch ye square in the face!"
Person B - "No need ta fight laddie. How's about I Ey just give you the highland kiss!"
At which point Person B would grab the head of their enemy and slam his or her forehead into the central face area of Person A. Effectively ruining their day.

by Sethnstan November 5, 2013

Oklahoma Kiss

When two prolapsed rectums touch.

After anally fisting, Mike and John gently Oklahoma kissed by pushing their prolapsed rectums together.

by Gavin Smith18 October 24, 2019

kissed and dismissed

when someone kisses or has sexual intercourse with someone and dismiss them. This means they have fucked and passed. The person probably doesn't want anything to do with the other person
related words: played

so did you guys ever date? nope I just "kissed and dismissed" so I don't really care for her as much anymore.

by Ghetto_Genius March 13, 2015

Wichita Kiss

The act of jumping and high-fiving someone, and upon contact all of time completely stops.

"How do we end this awesome adventure?"
"With a Wichita Kiss!"
*Reality freezes eternally*

by T0rt December 25, 2019

Adler Kiss

When you pay a homeless person more than market value to shit in your mouth and then you kiss your partner right after without them knowing.

After walking down 7th on my way home from work and paying too much for one of the homeless people camping on the sidewalk to squat over my face in Waller Creek and shit in my mouth, I always go straight home and give my wife an Adler Kiss because I know what’s good for her.

by Major Peeler October 13, 2019