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King Resulzer 

King Resulzer describes the first disciple of God, the first follower of the Spiked Dragon, destined to rule the land. Whoever does not listen to the crowned one's music will be insta-banned. To communicate with the highness, one must talk through whistles and "chh chh"s.
All hail King Resulzer, and his prince, Spider-Man Gabe.
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king shit 

To give someone a hotcarl while recieving a blow job.
The neighbor girls stopped by last night and well one gave me a hummer and the other one wanted a hot carl so it was game on. I felt like king shit.
king shit by smoothupinya November 18, 2006
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King Vamp 

A sorry ass goth man that makes noises into the mic and calls it trap music
Yo did you hear that new King Vamp
Yeah that shit was ass
King Vamp by RecklessFades January 9, 2022

King of the Room

The man with the largest penis at an orgy or gangbang.
Always being king of the room is pretty fine, but I hate always having to go slops.
King of the Room by kingoftheroom September 30, 2007

king shank 

used in the game of chess. basicly another term for check mate
james: ha im gonna king shank you on my next move
bassett: oh dam it man not again
James: yep thats 5-0 now
king shank by king beggy October 1, 2007

king kafres 

un tipico matematico noob q juega rs, y hace q sabe todo y es mas emo q todos les. dice a todos emo..el es king kafres.. el mas emo de todos
miren omg es king kafres el rey de los emos y es co-lead de LS
king kafres by Pato052 October 3, 2008

King Sausage 

Also known as the Sausage Master or The Sausage of Madison County. Real name , Paul Sausage also owns the Floridaatv Motoplex , the top ATV riding area in Florida. Earned the name because of the giant nature of his sausage. Has also been known to blow a mans colon wide open.
Geeezzz that Paul sure has a HUGE sausage ! Hes the King Sausage !
King Sausage by Quad32x December 21, 2008