Cranking my Johnson

The act of twisting your dick like a crank at full erection.

I was with the boys when I saw a homeless man and just had to whip it out and start Cranking my Johnson right then and there.

by ItsYeeBoyTom April 21, 2024

Carson Johnson

When you are sucking multiple penises at one time, and then everyone then ejaculates inside your nose.

Wayne- “when I was at camp they pulled a Carson Johnson on me”

Chuck- “oh shit did they ejaculate in your nose”
Wayne- “they pulled the CJ special and did it in my ears as well”

by anonymous April 23, 2024

Johnson Scoffer

an adjective that describes someone who sucks up to the manager of a company in a homosexual manner.

"did you hear Johnson Scoffer Joe was begging for the weekend behind Craig's back"

by beefsbigbelly May 9, 2024

Skibidi Johnson

Skibidi Johnson is Quandale Dingle's father who abandoned him at a young age.

Skibidi Johnson finally came back to Quandale Dingle to goon with him.

by noxyforreal May 11, 2024

Tiny Johnson

A small penis

I think that guy's poor attitude is linked to having a tiny Johnson

by DutchRub September 27, 2025

Muddy Johnson

When you get shit-dicked with pungent diarrhea. The kind that stings the nose and causes the eyes to water.

"I was on a Tinder date the other day and it went horrible. We had lunch at Taco Bell and she ended up giving me a Muddy Johnson later that night."

by Fructussy October 17, 2025

Paul Johnson

A guy that you meet and think the world of. Later find out he thinks he all that and all woman want him. He is loving, romantic with a big package but has a big head about it.

Hey I was with a Paul Johnson last night and he rocked my world.

by Shortyskull October 21, 2025