by zxmarie June 16, 2017
Get the Jerk.mug. YOU:
Hey...I looked up You Porn the other day. It is...actually free!
ME:
Oh, really?
YOU:
I went there the other day to make sure you were right about them charging money........
ME:
DON'T LIE!!! You know you went to that site to JERK-THE-SHMERK!
YOU:
LOL
Hey...I looked up You Porn the other day. It is...actually free!
ME:
Oh, really?
YOU:
I went there the other day to make sure you were right about them charging money........
ME:
DON'T LIE!!! You know you went to that site to JERK-THE-SHMERK!
YOU:
LOL
by jerk-the-shmerk April 23, 2010
Get the Jerk-the-Shmerkmug. On October 14th, this national holiday will be a free day to please yourself. This is the one time of year to masturbate, unless you're a sinner.
by peepeepoopooman420 October 11, 2022
Get the National Jerk Off Daymug. A Presidential Circle Jerk is when you're the boss and you gather your subordinates around you to have them praise your amazing leadership, intelligence, and looks because in reality your ego is amazingly fragile and weak.
Uber CEO Travis Kalanick had a presidential circle jerk with his upper management today, stemming from a recent video of him arguing with an Uber driver.
by Fill My Cats June 13, 2017
Get the Presidential Circle Jerkmug. 
Get the circle jerkmug. Jerking off in a public bathroom that stinks so bad, you wear a mask on your face to cover the smell
The smell was so bad in the public bathroom, but I just had to have a go at myself.... now I'm a jerk burglar
by Gar Goyle June 27, 2024
Get the Jerk Burglarmug. by Owds January 2, 2021
Get the demon jerkmug.