When my driver education student took a turn across oncoming traffic excessively leisurely I barked "Put that peanut butter on the jelly, son!"
by Cleveland_50 July 16, 2019
Get the Put that peanut butter on the jelly mug.A slur aimed at an older male - normally part of a group but identified as the weakest one - will typically look slightly 'noncey' to the aggressor but as the weakest, will withdraw with the intimidation from the presence felt.
by Byfolds69 May 21, 2025
Get the Chicken Jelly mug.Jack went to the glory hole and came out covered in shame jelly.
I coated that bitches face with some shame jelly!
I coated that bitches face with some shame jelly!
by SnowmaND October 14, 2023
Get the shame jelly mug.New Yorker: "Gas over here is down to $3.29 per gallon. I just filled up today."
Californian: "It's $4.57 over here. You have no idea how petroleum jelly I am of you right now."
Californian: "It's $4.57 over here. You have no idea how petroleum jelly I am of you right now."
by babypiratesnapchat2 March 7, 2023
Get the petroleum jelly mug.Gelatinous film with bits of corn left on you member after having relations with a hillbilly woman in a corn field.
That girl left the biggest pool of corncob jelly in my front seat after I dropped her off at the Boars Nest.
by The bag man carl September 2, 2015
Get the Corncob Jelly mug.When you have a mouth full of jelly and you suddenly have to sneeze and the jelly travels up to your nose and when you sneeze it sprays out alongside the usual mess.
Andrew was enjoying a bowl full of strawberry jelly when suddenly the urge to sneeze hit him, he tried to quickly swallow the jelly but he was to late the jelly flew out and hit the person sitting opposite him, she screamed in disgust and everyone else cried out in laughter, " HaHa Jelly sneeze"
by TheJellyMan April 17, 2013
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