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Lara Jean

Lara Jean is a generally considered a nice and shy girl that enjoys scrapbooking, fashion, especially Korean and vintage clothing, and baking. She is extremely attached to her sisters, and has a good relationship with her father. She is also described as "a girl that falls in love easily", referring to how she tends to have crushes easier than other people might, and is often called "quirky" by Peter. She is an amanzing friend for John Ambrose and EyS Family.
Lara Jean is an amazing pastry chef.
Peter and Lara Jean are in love.
Lara Jean and John Ambrose are the best team of friends.
by JohnAmbroseM September 10, 2018
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calianna jean briner

FUCKING PERFECT IN EVERY WAY! Has an amazing personality. Caliannas are usually slim thicc. Mainly brunette and get all the cute and ugly guys. Guys usually try to hook up with a calianna. If you are a calianna don’t do lipsi and give out ur link ur phone will EXPLODE. You will love a calianna when you find her. And like the vocabulary word HOE.
Is that a calianna? I wish she was mine she’s hot and fucking perfect!

A calianna jean briner: is always perfect and slim thicc what do you expect they also usually have perfect personalities.
by Jayde_horses October 9, 2018
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Sarah jean

A lesbian who is emotionally mixed up.
by Oxalic_acid September 3, 2019
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brianna-jean

Really fucking big booty and kinda sorta extremely pretty and super sweet and I luv her
who’s that cute girl ?

Oh that’s Brianna-Jean
by haBDKHGADGHKADHADSAD November 11, 2019
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Molie Jean

She's a hoe. A depressed one . Don't grow up to be a crack head kids!
"Oh no you guys heard about Molie jean having a body count of the whole football team!? Wow"
by Ou ya ya bitch back up off me October 17, 2019
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Kai Jansen

Your a Kai Jansen
by Basti Alviz February 17, 2020
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Austin Jansen

“Can we talk privately”- this is a sign that he’s onto your attempts to disengage you being his target, he will often speak to you as if you were his girlfriend saying things like “I want to make this work” or “I can’t keep going through these ups and downs” or “I want to better our relationship”. If they are in a relationship they will often hold more interest in their target rather than their significant other.
Another sign you may be a target is that they may attempt to adapt to your feelings for instance if you’re sad about a friend that had left, he might attempt to pretend he cared about that person.
He may also disclose private information to certain figures such as a principal or parents.
He tends to spread misinformation.
How to identify Austin:
Big ass forehead
Liberal
Like joe Biden

Weird vibe
Has the same sweater as you (optional)
Will harass other to get election votes or to sell something (even if they say no)

How to attempt to escape being a target:
Run away from him at every instance and when confronted simply say “it’s win win bro... it’s win win”
Call him a Bernie fan (it pisses him off)
Make an impeachment campaign against his presidency (If he still has one)
Attempt to block him on every devise if possible (he’ll always find a way)
lock yourself in a portable toilet until he goes away (I’ve tried it)
Any person: ......
Austin Jansen: I HAVE SAME SWEATER
by IntelligentMoron April 13, 2020
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