Elias moment

An Elias moment is when someone does something really moronic (often times illegal, high risk with low reward) or lies about unusual and unnecessary things that gain nothing to that person.

-Did you just commit a crime even tho I advised you not to multiple times?
-Yes
-That’s a real Elias moment

by Prometheus III January 19, 2022

colonizer moment

A semi-ironic term for when a white person becomes attracted to a person of color.

Friend 1: "Did you see the way Mike was eyeing up Kiesha earlier?"
Friend 2: "Total colonizer moment."

by IwanttofuckJPosadas December 7, 2020

True moment

When something is so true, you have to declare it.

“I think it’s too rainy to get a pork roll” he says, “True moment” the boy replies.

by Ho’s June 11, 2019

keiffer moment

When you mix up your friend's names and repeat them over and over until you reach the right neam

(Person): Hey Freind 1, i mean Freind 2, I mean Freind 3, I mean Freind 4 sorry

(Freind 4):You pulled a Keiffer moment didn't ya

by Yoshikage ke February 9, 2022

lunenburg moment

When you’re going to *shit your pants in the middle of the street, but there’s nowhere to go because everything is closed.

*N.B. The shit is likely to be runny, hot and explosive.

-What’s wrong? Are you hurt.
-No, I’m having a Lunenburg moment. I can’t hold.

by mckat May 3, 2018

Michael Moment

The comedic reference to anything involving feces, including but not limited to poo, flatulence, sharts, gastro-intestinal issues, poo particulates, and much more. The saying is derived from Michael's attraction to farts, otherwise known as

Eproctophilia.

I just took a fat Michael Moment.
Don't let Michael smell that Michael Moment you just had.

by TheGuy69420 November 29, 2020

uwu moment

The tremendous amount of love and happiness you carry towards a certain someone once they say something that hella strikes your heart. Side-effects of an uwu moment include dizziness and slight nausea.

Although.. it's quite worth it in the end...

dorit: you're the miyamura to my hori!
pika: uwu moment..

by kiyokohori April 6, 2021