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club monkey

1) A club addict.

2) Someone that goes to the club wearing FuBu clothes and platted hair and looks like a monkey.

3) An individual that arrives at the club stoned.
Lil John and his east side boys are club monkeys.
by I am Dog September 6, 2005
mugGet the club monkeymug.

The Bad Girls Club

A hit reality show on Oxygen, which takes seven self proclaimed bad girls from the different parts of outside world and puts them into one house in Los Angeles. The show has been made famous because of certain cast members (Ripsi) who have been mocked on shows like The Soup. Most of the original cast either leaves or gets kicked out for fighting, that means we get to meet even more bad girls.
by rorytheroveryripsirover August 9, 2007
mugGet the The Bad Girls Clubmug.

Amy Diamond club

Amy Diamond club is full of 'popular' attention seekers, with no life. it also contains wannabe emos, wannabe scenes & sex snobs.

It's the bitchiest club on Stardoll. It's also full of pathetic girls pretending to be scene/emo guys, usually called Jake, although the some of the members caught onto this, naming them "shemales"
They are evil, self-centered cows who want to put others down. they pick on people and destory their lives. the ages range from 8-18 because the people are that sad as to stay on a baby girl website until their late teenage years. most of them have been or are suicidal. Of course, it’s all attention seeking anyway.
AD Shemale: "Omgg, I ish liike so emooo. I'm called Jakee."
AD Popular: "Ugh. Shemale!"
AD Attention Seeker: "Like, fml, I'm gonna overdose."
OC Visitor: "Oh God, it's so Amy Diamond club."
by KickAssAngels November 30, 2010
mugGet the Amy Diamond clubmug.

Mile high club

Doing anything sexual in an aeroplane at least a mile off the ground.
As the airhostess passed Johnny he copped a feel of her big juicy ass. She looked around to see everyone asleep and then leaned into Johnny, her big juicy tits in his face and whispered "Would you like to be part of the mile high club?" Johnny nodded eagerly! She led him into the empty First Class area and told him to sit on the bed. He did as told and then she started to rub his cock, the rubbing then turned to licking, which then turned to sucking and the she started humming. Johnny was in heaven! Just before orgasm she took off her skirt and jumped on him and they had the most wild sex ever. A few passangers woke up because of the noise... but they just waited for their turns.
by Bad_gal123 May 2, 2011
mugGet the Mile high clubmug.

4-H Club

A members-only club for people that have contracted all four major viral STDs—HIV , HPV (genital warts), herpes, and hepatitis.
We just took my buddy, Al, out to drinks to celebrate his entry into the 4-H Club courtesy of that Vegas skank.
by 4-H Club President July 4, 2015
mugGet the 4-H Clubmug.

Sam's Club Spartan

A fan of the Michigan State Spartans who has no direct affiliation to the university but who loudly and obnoxiously proclaims his/her allegiance while wearing goods and apparel purchased at a local Sam's Club store.
"We" kicked your guys butts! Go Green! Wooo hoooo!!!

Wow, what a Sam's Club Spartan that guy is.
by woviefan1 December 12, 2010
mugGet the Sam's Club Spartanmug.

chips in the club

A person who is so broke in the club, but has enough money to buy a bag of chips and has those young crumbs transmitted everytime they give ya daps.
"Hey man do you have a dollar?"

"Why, to buy some skulkin chips in the club?"
by Serious Bizness May 23, 2006
mugGet the chips in the clubmug.

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